I'll start telling you how to dress/post/vote.
It's only the appearance-related issues that slide past my defenses, because my appearance has always been disapproved of.
Posting/voting/any brain-related activity -- I'm impervious to insults. Any time someone calls me stupid, or insinuates something similar, all I can do is laugh. Because, SRSLY? The one thing I am *not* is stupid.
But suggest that I'd look better if only my hair were 1/4 inch longer and perhaps just a touch blonder, and it's padded-cell time.
(I apologize to The Boy ALL THE TIME for being such a freak about this. I am dating the most patient man on the face of the planet.)
Somewhat related:
Aims and I are currently planning on dressing as the Joker and Harley Quinn for Halloween. (Yes, I will be the Joker. I don't have the legs for Harley.) Which means I will have to/get to shave off my moustache and goatee.
I'm perversely looking forward to it. I haven't shaved those off in...eleven years? Twelve?
I'm wondering who's under there.
Joe, which iteration of the Joker? You have a lot of variations to choose from.
Which means I will have to/get to shave off my moustache and goatee.
I have a friend who shaved his head just to be Uncle Fester for Halloween one year. His wife (who was not any Addams Family-related character for Halloween) was less than enthused, but reasoned that his hair grows fast and "I can just make him wear a ski hat until it grows back -- that way it almost looks like hair!".
I frequently nag DH about shaving, because he thinks it's okay to shave once a week and walks around looking like a hobo. (Right now even moreso since he's decided to grow his beard out again, and it's at that scraggly in-between stage where it's not quite stubble anymore but definitely not a beard yet. Thank goodness we're going on vacation and don't have to be around civilized people for the next 2 weeks.)
Joe, which iteration of the Joker? You have a lot of variations to choose from.
Not sure. Either
The Killing Joke
or
The Dark Knight
(the upcoming movie), but I'm going to wait and see TDK before deciding.
For the Hawaiian shirt?
For the classic purple tux.
I'd rather puprple tuxedo cartoony-Joker.
And yes, Steph. You are no asshole. Srsly.
Happy Birthday, Juliana!
Woohoo for Aims! That's very exciting.
I have long hair which I mostly keep wrapped up out of my face. I chopped it in 2003 (donated to locks of love) and while I looked like Willow in season 3 I did not like it.
