Cafepress has let me make two-sided shirts, and zazzle looks like it will too.

There's fanfiction for everything! I'm sure there are Stephanie Plum fanfics about her finally marrying whatshisname or having sex with Ranger or I dunno something else.

I've read Full House fanfic. Full House three way non explicit slash. And 7th Heaven stories about how the youngest is really the secret baby of the oldest, and the CAmdens have been lying about it for all those years.

Not to mention I read about a My Little Pony fanfic flame war thing that happened because some people were writing explicit stories about the ponies and others were upset.

I'm putting together my references page, and I don't have phone numbers for everyone. Should I include those I have or just put down e-mails?

I generally don't include references at all and don't remember seeing more than a few people do that in the various round of hiring I've been part of in the past few years. Unless it's specifically required, I don't think I'd do that. (Though in academia and some other fields that might not apply.)

thanks, ita. I was trying to remember zazzle's name, but couldn't.

Stephanie Plum fanfic popped up on my lj a week or so ago. Though it was actually Rodney McKay in the Stephanie role, so I don't know that it counts.

I generally don't include references at all and don't remember seeing more than a few people do that in the various round of hiring I've been part of in the past few years. Unless it's specifically required, I don't think I'd do that. (Though in academia and some other fields that might not apply.)

This is for the agency, and is required for my meeting tomorrow, which is the only reason I'm putting it together.

The idiom that's been bothering me is possibly a regional VA thing; it's not Bureaucratic Bullshit Bingo anyway. It's dropping "to be" after "needs" but not adding an "-ing" to the second verb.

See, this kind of thing doesn't bother me because it's consistent and logical and it's just not the grammatical structure that happened to be used by the region that had the most power (ie London) back in the day. It's still pretty standard in spoken English in Scotland, afaik.

Not to mention I read about a My Little Pony fanfic flame war thing that happened because some people were writing explicit stories about the ponies and others were upset.

Oh, fandom, how I love thee.

Although I still didn't manage to make myself read that Care Bear S&M story. But the Sesame Street porn in the last Yuletide was hilarious, I thought. Hifuckinglarious.

Hahaha! I super glued two fingers together. I got them apart, but I still have super glue coated on my fingers. I'm brilliant.

I hate seeing the word "curate" in reference to stores -- as in, "LADiDA" boutique in Toyko has an expertly curated selction of Hello Kitty vibrators."

Bleargh.

Ok, now that I have that off my chest...is there anyone who would be willing to look over my resume? I'm usually pretty good with them, but I haven't done a teacher resume since I got this gig right out of student teaching, and I'm a little insecure about it.

Also -- does anyone know how much I should revamp my teaching portfolio? I haven't touched it since...yeah, student teaching.

EDIT: If anyone's willing to eyeball my res, email addy is good. My net access is flutuating wildly, so I might me on for the next hour or the next minute. Quelle annoying during a job search.

It's still pretty standard in spoken English in Scotland, afaik.

So that's the source of it! There were oodles of Scottish immigrants in my portion of Pennsylvania, and the "You need fed" construction still feels natural to me. I even write with it, because it has a more immediate feel than "You need to be fed."

(this discussion took place several months ago in the Writing thread when someone asked me why I was being so ungrammatical and I went "Huh? What was ungrammatical about that?"