Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The kind of art where someone strips naked, lights his pubic hair on fire and starts singing the National Anthem.
I saw this at CalArts, only he didn't sing the National Anthem, instead he shoved a plaster coat hanger in his ass and hung a t-shirt from it.
Happy Birthday, sj!
Happy Big 0-ending Milestone Type Anniversary to Bev & DH!
Waiting-ma to Erin, and quick resolution to Kristin's payment issues.
I need a nap and I need motivation to do stuff, but I don't have a lot of time to do both. A friend of mine wants to know if I can massage her and her boyfriend tonight and Do Not Want! but feel like I should do it anyway. Still haven't decided. Ugh.
GC, thanks for the Momo pics. Such a sweetie girl, little burrito kitty.
The Izzard riff had me cackling. I have Circle, don't like it as much--I have to get Dressed to Kill. Must.
You guys need your I-9s notarized?
Huh.
We don't do that.
From way long ago:
J'ai tué le président du Paraguay avec une fourchette.
... comment-allez vous?
Aha, now I have this desire to translate all my favorite Grosse Pointe Blank quotes into French.
Have I mentioned that divorce is a pain in the ass? I really don't recommend it. Years later, I'm still dealing with bullshit legalities, deed transfers, and name change issues. ARGH.
Hivemind lawyer types--does anyone know how I go about getting an official copy of my divorce decree with the court stamp and such?
I need to process the release forms (esp. background check)
dear large private university, east coast. Pay me more money now or I will let it be known that you put me in contact with children before the background check was completed.
Sincerely yours, the Internet.
Oops. Didn't mean to be a threadkill!
Motivation~ma d. Hey, we figured out a way to make the upstairs room cooler.