It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Jun 30, 2008 7:30:55 am PDT #5372 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

doggie~ma to Kristin

and lots of ~ma to Drew and Kristin


askye - Jun 30, 2008 7:33:47 am PDT #5373 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm having a day.

Tomorrow is one month since my cousin died. My cat isn't eating and is going to the vet today, Mom is taking her. She's 19, I'm worried...well I'm worried.

And I'm dryer stopped working.

And..anyway it's just a day.

I don't know what to do except I want to curl up and just not do anything but I know that this may be the easy part.

I'm going to the beach this weekend and I'll see family and that may be hard.


vw bug - Jun 30, 2008 7:34:30 am PDT #5374 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

{{{askye}}}


askye - Jun 30, 2008 7:40:17 am PDT #5375 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

AndI'm heading back to work soon, no internet access so if I don't reply that's why.

They cut off pretty much all of the internet at work, and I have been reading Bitches and also Non Fiction but don't always post. Haven't looked at the F2F pictures yet, I want to but I think I'd get kinda sad becuase I wasn't there.

And it looks unless there's a major time change in the F2F I won't be able to go as long as I work at my current job. We have a HUGE GIANT thing that happens around the second week of June and they don't allow time off during the first two weeks of June and all of May leading up to it because of how busy it is and various other factors.


Glamcookie - Jun 30, 2008 7:51:55 am PDT #5376 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

{{{askye}}} I'm so sorry. Hope your day improves.

I also added a few to the B.org Flickr group. Fun!

The Mo (as we've taken to calling her) is starting to relax. She is now sleeping on DF's office chair next to mine. She is so tiny it's ridiculous. I'm taking her for her vet appt at 11:30. Poor thing will have been to the vet twice in 3 days! Her eye is looking a little better.


Aims - Jun 30, 2008 7:56:40 am PDT #5377 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Emeline is in love with the "Boom De Yada" song from Discovery Channel. Last night she got about 17 versions sung to her. One example:

I love your blonde hair
I love your eyes of blue
I love your silly face
I love your ears, too!
I love the whole you!
You are my Emeline
Boom de yaya, boom de yayda, boom de yada boom de yada


Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 7:58:20 am PDT #5378 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh, as usual, dear


Glamcookie - Jun 30, 2008 8:09:51 am PDT #5379 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

OMG, that is hysterical. I get the indecent exposure aspect, but do we really need all the strange details of this guy's sexploits with a table?

Favorite comment:

"Well, what was the table wearing?"


Jen - Jun 30, 2008 8:10:10 am PDT #5380 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Oh, the splinters!


Jessica - Jun 30, 2008 8:12:16 am PDT #5381 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Afterwards he cleans the table and the deck.

Well, I guess that's something.