Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Jun 24, 2008 1:07:35 pm PDT #4716 of 10001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

OI! Hugs and ~ma for ND! And fucks to cancer! Painful, unlubed fucks up the hemroids to cancer!


Cashmere - Jun 24, 2008 1:16:36 pm PDT #4717 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Teppy, Boy's got some good abs genes! Awesome cakiness! Mmmm...cake.


Steph L. - Jun 24, 2008 1:19:46 pm PDT #4718 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy, Boy's got some good abs genes!

You're not wrong. His next-oldest brother is practically a clone, with the looking young and very fit with little effort.

Awesome cakiness! Mmmm...cake.

Very very very yummy.

I have to go find The Boy (I think he's still trying to fly a kite) and see if he wants sushi. Otherwise, I'ma just drive down to the Blue Gecko myself and stuff my face with soooooooooshi.


javachik - Jun 24, 2008 1:25:54 pm PDT #4719 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

You're not wrong. His next-oldest brother is practically a clone, with the looking young and very fit with little effort.

And. Um. Is he single?

(Oh yeah, I'm not. Never mind.)


Burrell - Jun 24, 2008 1:33:42 pm PDT #4720 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So nice to see you and the boy, Steph. Hey, how are you feeling birthday girl?


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2008 1:37:51 pm PDT #4721 of 10001
brillig

I must be very married, I looked at the picture of The Boy and went, "Oh, god, look, ocean. Seashore. Oh, yeah, The Boy, not bad. But he's blocking the ocean."

Edit: I want an ocean for my birthday. Damned lucky Teppy.


Daisy Jane - Jun 24, 2008 1:55:50 pm PDT #4722 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Why did I get a 5:30 email asking me to coordinate lunch for 8 people for a noon meeting tomorrow?

It's because I did something awful isn't it.

(I should also mention that I need to be updating the spreadsheet from hell)


Sean K - Jun 24, 2008 1:57:12 pm PDT #4723 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wait, Dana is leaving Texas?

How? Why? How?


Dana - Jun 24, 2008 1:59:11 pm PDT #4724 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Someone doesn't read Beep Me...


Daisy Jane - Jun 24, 2008 1:59:16 pm PDT #4725 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Because I did something awful.