Gavin, ask yourself this question. What are you more afraid of, a giant murderous demon or me?

Lilah ,'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - May 22, 2008 3:48:10 am PDT #43 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Teppy's an episode of House!

God, I *so* am. I probably have worms in my brain. (That was the very first episode of House, and I knew then that I could never watch another, because my hypochondria kicked in and I was CONVINCED that I had brain worms, because the patient got them from eating ham [trichinosis, dontcha know], and I eat ham, so therefore I MUST have brain worms! I knew it would only get worse with every successive episode, so I saved myself the trauma early on and forswore it.)


Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2008 3:48:25 am PDT #44 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Teppy's an episode of House!

Well we can rule out lupus, then.


Nora Deirdre - May 22, 2008 3:58:17 am PDT #45 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Golly, a new thread! Did not see that coming. Top 50, whee!


Jessica - May 22, 2008 3:59:08 am PDT #46 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Also sarcoidosis and all infections.

You probably just swallowed half a toothpick or something.

Blargh. DH just called to say Dylan has a 101 fever, and I'm stuck at work with THE MOST ANNOYING INBOX EVER. I can't even describe the level of stupid I'm dealing with today. I want to go home.


Kat - May 22, 2008 4:04:08 am PDT #47 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I say go home, Jessica. I had a dream about Dylan coming over to play, which is weird right?


Miracleman - May 22, 2008 4:08:03 am PDT #48 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

So, today is Aims' first day at the new job. I think we all wish her luck.

In other news, apparently Drew Barrymore was in my neighborhood last night, scouting locations for a movie about roller-derby! Ypsilanti! Go figure!


Jessica - May 22, 2008 4:13:16 am PDT #49 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Just talked to DH again - I'm heading home so he can go to work.


Sparky1 - May 22, 2008 4:20:46 am PDT #50 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Fever ~ma for D, Jessica. I hope your Inbox doesn't follow you home.

New job ~ma, Aimee! I hope it's as great as you anticipate until Drew Barrymore comes round and decides you should star in the new roller derby movie.

Dear Professor, No, really -- I'm not going to look up used car prices in the Kelly Blue Book for you. It doesn't have anything to do with legal research and I'm not your personal assistant. So take your huffy attitude and stuff it up your tailpipe. No love, Me!


Ailleann - May 22, 2008 4:21:19 am PDT #51 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Oh my gosh, am I really caught up in Bitches?

::probably proceeds to fall behind again::


vw bug - May 22, 2008 4:27:10 am PDT #52 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Want to know the definition of irony? Having an allergic reaction (rash, general itchiness ALL OVER) to goddamned STEROIDS.

Steph, when I've gotten that, it's been skin yeast infections. They pop up all over and are REALLY itchy. So, it may not be an allergic reaction. Steroids just cause all kinds of fun side effects.

Sparky, that's ridiculous.

Good luck Aims on your first day!