Placebo speculum!
I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.
Willow ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 19, 2008 3:18:19 pm PDT #4224 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Anne W. - Jun 19, 2008 3:28:11 pm PDT #4225 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
How far are you now? Have you gotten to the most confusing chapter ever (i.e., the one where you see what The Plan was)?
I haven't gotten there yet, alas. I probably will soon, though.
Also, I too adore L beyond the telling of it.
meara - Jun 19, 2008 3:29:12 pm PDT #4226 of 10001
last time I asked for sti screening my GP got all judgy
Heh. The last time *I* asked for one, the gyn was kinda like "uh, lesbian still right?" and I was like "yeah, but they CAN still get diseases!" and she was like "Uh, sure, ok..." all "Crazy lady...."
Which is funny, but kinda unhelpful in a "lesbians should actually still be encouraged to get screened because though they are at lower risk they are still at risk" way...
NoiseDesign - Jun 19, 2008 3:34:44 pm PDT #4227 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Will this day never end?
Amy - Jun 19, 2008 3:36:33 pm PDT #4228 of 10001
Because books.
See, and I've read (on the internet, so you KNOW it's true!) that the "child-sized speculum" doesn't actually exist, and doctors just say they're using a smaller one so that the patient will relax.
Huh. That could be totally true. I am way gullible most of the time. Power of suggestion, baby!
Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 4:23:06 pm PDT #4229 of 10001
brillig
Jesus! I'm surprised I didn't send that thing across the room
Snerk.
I wonder if the Guy!Bitches are hiding their eyes from all this. Though ND is apparently wishing for some sort of release from his travail.
Pix - Jun 19, 2008 4:25:33 pm PDT #4230 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Nothing makes ND hide his eyes. Except possibly really bad acting.
No, wait. He watches B-Movies for fun.
I return to, "Nothing makes ND hide his eyes."
NoiseDesign - Jun 19, 2008 5:12:29 pm PDT #4231 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
She's right
CaBil - Jun 19, 2008 5:17:46 pm PDT #4232 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.
Why would I hide my eyes?
My brain just protects me from my traitorous eyes by telling me those strange words you are using are just foreign words for lollipops.
And Steph, just because you didn't like the foreign lollipop you received at the doctor's office, there is no need to want to send it across the room...
beth b - Jun 19, 2008 5:45:33 pm PDT #4233 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Steph -become the pain-in-ass patient. Call every day,even twice.
glad to read about cbd and vw. It makes me happy.
ahead: rant
Dear boss: You approved C's vacation for one month. I do not need vague threats that you might cover some times,if you can. you approved her vacation. And yes S being pregnant and leaving in august is inconvenient-- but honestly, she will leave early if her minor complication can't be accommodated. S's boss promised S and us that some of her time will be covered - but no -- i can't predict our exact needs 6 months in advance. Please remember there is one week in august where you need me healthy so the tiny library that is ONLY open 2 days a week , but hourly circulation beats EVERY OTHER LIBRARY in the county willonly have me in the children's and adult services dept. P.s. Sending your email after 5 - low and dirty trick.
NO love
Me