'Sleeper'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
last time I asked for sti screening my GP got all judgy
Heh. The last time *I* asked for one, the gyn was kinda like "uh, lesbian still right?" and I was like "yeah, but they CAN still get diseases!" and she was like "Uh, sure, ok..." all "Crazy lady...."
Which is funny, but kinda unhelpful in a "lesbians should actually still be encouraged to get screened because though they are at lower risk they are still at risk" way...
Will this day never end?
See, and I've read (on the internet, so you KNOW it's true!) that the "child-sized speculum" doesn't actually exist, and doctors just say they're using a smaller one so that the patient will relax.
Huh. That could be totally true. I am way gullible most of the time. Power of suggestion, baby!
Jesus! I'm surprised I didn't send that thing across the room
Snerk.
I wonder if the Guy!Bitches are hiding their eyes from all this. Though ND is apparently wishing for some sort of release from his travail.
Nothing makes ND hide his eyes. Except possibly really bad acting.
No, wait. He watches B-Movies for fun.
I return to, "Nothing makes ND hide his eyes."
She's right
Why would I hide my eyes?
My brain just protects me from my traitorous eyes by telling me those strange words you are using are just foreign words for lollipops.
And Steph, just because you didn't like the foreign lollipop you received at the doctor's office, there is no need to want to send it across the room...
Steph -become the pain-in-ass patient. Call every day,even twice.
glad to read about cbd and vw. It makes me happy.
ahead: rant
Dear boss: You approved C's vacation for one month. I do not need vague threats that you might cover some times,if you can. you approved her vacation. And yes S being pregnant and leaving in august is inconvenient-- but honestly, she will leave early if her minor complication can't be accommodated. S's boss promised S and us that some of her time will be covered - but no -- i can't predict our exact needs 6 months in advance. Please remember there is one week in august where you need me healthy so the tiny library that is ONLY open 2 days a week , but hourly circulation beats EVERY OTHER LIBRARY in the county willonly have me in the children's and adult services dept. P.s. Sending your email after 5 - low and dirty trick.
NO love
Me
I've had bosses who don't realize their email is time stamped.
One sent an email that had been written two days before, but didn't clear the outbox until 7 PM on a Friday.
Came in Monday and tried to yell at people for not doing the work before they left Friday.
Real class.
Steph, I hate your GYN's office. Seriously.
My OB-GYN is made of the awesome. And I say that as someone who really really really didn't want to go to her because I thought she was cursed. And given how early I gave birth, maybe she was cursed (and she had lots of babies she had delivered in the NICU) but she also saved my life.
When I went back for my annual exam, she was strongly in the "no really. how are you actually doing?" line of questioning. And the ladies in her office are made of win.