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Strix - Jun 19, 2008 1:50:24 pm PDT #4206 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, Hec and meara, I texted you the pics. Sorry it took so long; I had to charge my phone and then I went to the doc.

The dildocam told the doc that the small cyst she had drained on my right ovary had grown a bit (about 1.5 cm) so we would watch it. And she sent me for another blood test.

Everything else good, but send normal ovary visualuazations to my right ovary, plz, k thx.

Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 1:54:05 pm PDT #4207 of 10001
brillig

Is the dildocam where they pry open the cervix and take a peek into the uterus? End whitefont for the squick potential.

SailAweigh - Jun 19, 2008 2:01:22 pm PDT #4208 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

No, connie. Just the vajay-jay.

DavidS - Jun 19, 2008 2:03:48 pm PDT #4209 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Visualizing healthy girlbits for Erin.

In case Jilli was wondering, Top Ten Goth Lolita Books from TokyoPop.

Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 2:06:52 pm PDT #4210 of 10001
brillig

Just the vajay-jay.

Still bad enough. It felt like a very peculiar paparazzi experience, with a camera and bright lights and intent staring down there. Hubby asking for wallet sized copies didn't help.

Strix - Jun 19, 2008 2:09:22 pm PDT #4211 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dildocam is actually more comfortable than Le Speculum (which I always think of as a spatula.)

It's just funny, being all in the stirrups while some nice lady talks to you while she's gently moving, basically, a slender dildo in you. It even come with it's own condom and lube!

She did ask me "Do you want to put it in, or do you want me to?" and I was all "Huh? I mean, you're already down there; go ahead."

Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 2:18:08 pm PDT #4212 of 10001
brillig

Dildocam is actually more comfortable than Le Speculum (which I always think of as a spatula.)

"You might feel a pinch."
"Well, you might feel a kick in the head! Ow!"

JZ - Jun 19, 2008 2:18:36 pm PDT #4213 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, I'd ten times rather put up with the dildocam than a speculum. I have never, not once, managed to not be pinched by a speculum. My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.

Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 2:19:46 pm PDT #4214 of 10001
brillig

My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.

Involuntary Kegel exercises.

Fay - Jun 19, 2008 2:28:41 pm PDT #4215 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I suppose I should eventually give in and read Death Note, shouldn't I?

I'm going to go with a yes. Because you will like Ryuk. I'm pretty sure of that. And you will also, I think, probably approve of Misa. (And Clovis will want her for a minion.) Clovis will approve of Mello and of Light.

Whether you will adore L beyond the telling of it, I don't know. Conceivably that's just me. (er, and all the L fangirls out there.)

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