Visualizing healthy girlbits for Erin.
In case Jilli was wondering, Top Ten Goth Lolita Books from TokyoPop.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Visualizing healthy girlbits for Erin.
In case Jilli was wondering, Top Ten Goth Lolita Books from TokyoPop.
Just the vajay-jay.
Still bad enough. It felt like a very peculiar paparazzi experience, with a camera and bright lights and intent staring down there. Hubby asking for wallet sized copies didn't help.
Dildocam is actually more comfortable than Le Speculum (which I always think of as a spatula.)
It's just funny, being all in the stirrups while some nice lady talks to you while she's gently moving, basically, a slender dildo in you. It even come with it's own condom and lube!
She did ask me "Do you want to put it in, or do you want me to?" and I was all "Huh? I mean, you're already down there; go ahead."
Dildocam is actually more comfortable than Le Speculum (which I always think of as a spatula.)
"You might feel a pinch."
"Well, you might feel a kick in the head! Ow!"
Yeah, I'd ten times rather put up with the dildocam than a speculum. I have never, not once, managed to not be pinched by a speculum. My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.
My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.
Involuntary Kegel exercises.
I suppose I should eventually give in and read Death Note, shouldn't I?
I'm going to go with a yes. Because you will like Ryuk. I'm pretty sure of that. And you will also, I think, probably approve of Misa. (And Clovis will want her for a minion.) Clovis will approve of Mello and of Light.
Whether you will adore L beyond the telling of it, I don't know. Conceivably that's just me. (er, and all the L fangirls out there.)
Because you will like Ryuk. I'm pretty sure of that.
Hee, I love Ryuk. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
I have never, not once, managed to not be pinched by a speculum. My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.
Yes, this. ::shudders::
Yes, this. ::shudders::
The first time I got the dildocam, I almost wanted to cry just from the relief. Really? You can get in there and look around and see everything you need to without the misery of the speculum? Why do you people not always use this beautiful blessed completely painless thing of beauty and wonder?
God, I must hate the fucking speculum worse than I thought, to gush over the dildocam like that.