Visualizing healthy girlbits for Erin.
In case Jilli was wondering, Top Ten Goth Lolita Books from TokyoPop.
Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…
'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 19, 2008 2:03:48 pm PDT #4209 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 2:06:52 pm PDT #4210 of 10001
brillig
Just the vajay-jay.
Still bad enough. It felt like a very peculiar paparazzi experience, with a camera and bright lights and intent staring down there. Hubby asking for wallet sized copies didn't help.
Strix - Jun 19, 2008 2:09:22 pm PDT #4211 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dildocam is actually more comfortable than Le Speculum (which I always think of as a spatula.)
It's just funny, being all in the stirrups while some nice lady talks to you while she's gently moving, basically, a slender dildo in you. It even come with it's own condom and lube!
She did ask me "Do you want to put it in, or do you want me to?" and I was all "Huh? I mean, you're already down there; go ahead."
Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 2:18:08 pm PDT #4212 of 10001
brillig
Dildocam is actually more comfortable than Le Speculum (which I always think of as a spatula.)
"You might feel a pinch."
"Well, you might feel a kick in the head! Ow!"
JZ - Jun 19, 2008 2:18:36 pm PDT #4213 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yeah, I'd ten times rather put up with the dildocam than a speculum. I have never, not once, managed to not be pinched by a speculum. My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.
Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2008 2:19:46 pm PDT #4214 of 10001
brillig
My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.
Involuntary Kegel exercises.
Fay - Jun 19, 2008 2:28:41 pm PDT #4215 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I suppose I should eventually give in and read Death Note, shouldn't I?
I'm going to go with a yes. Because you will like Ryuk. I'm pretty sure of that. And you will also, I think, probably approve of Misa. (And Clovis will want her for a minion.) Clovis will approve of Mello and of Light.
Whether you will adore L beyond the telling of it, I don't know. Conceivably that's just me. (er, and all the L fangirls out there.)
Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2008 2:30:12 pm PDT #4216 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Because you will like Ryuk. I'm pretty sure of that.
Hee, I love Ryuk. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
Amy - Jun 19, 2008 2:34:58 pm PDT #4217 of 10001
Because books.
I have never, not once, managed to not be pinched by a speculum. My girlybits are cringing just thinking about it.
Yes, this. ::shudders::
JZ - Jun 19, 2008 2:46:32 pm PDT #4218 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yes, this. ::shudders::
The first time I got the dildocam, I almost wanted to cry just from the relief. Really? You can get in there and look around and see everything you need to without the misery of the speculum? Why do you people not always use this beautiful blessed completely painless thing of beauty and wonder?
God, I must hate the fucking speculum worse than I thought, to gush over the dildocam like that.