...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 23, 2008 7:24:58 pm PDT #415 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oh so pretty photos.

What was I thinking? Of course the GILF is the only gal for Meara.


Laga - May 23, 2008 8:08:42 pm PDT #416 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

nifty


meara - May 23, 2008 9:18:47 pm PDT #417 of 10001

Meara, babe. Stay in. Do not go out. You need to stay chaste for GILF. She's your only hope for glory and wonder and screwage.

Hahhaah! You crack me up. I love you.

I went out, but was a bit late to the lesson, so didn't actually end up taking it. Ended up chatting with a guy who was also late to the lesson about...um...marching band. Cause...well, we're big geeks who were taking country dancing lessons on a Friday night? He apparently is one of the recruiters for the Seattle marching band and was excited I used to be in the DC one--he used to be in the North Carolina one, and we established we knew people in common. He tried to convince me to join, but I said maybe next year.

My friend E (who is part of the GILF-has-cool-friends crowd) showed up, and we talked a lot and danced a lot, though I did dance with some other people too. She and I befriended a gayboy who was there for the first time, by himself. He informed us that on Sunday afternoons, people DO THE HUSTLE at this bar. We were like..."there's more than one dance to do the hustle to? Like, besides the "doot doot doot do the hustle.." song?" Who knew? But he was adorable. And we were shocked that anyone under 25 knew how to do the hustle. Heck, anyone under 50.

So, much fun. But, um, no hot chicks.


Laga - May 23, 2008 9:24:24 pm PDT #418 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

for a second there I thought I knew how to do the hustle but I think I know how to do the bus stop to the tune of The Hustle.

edit: over 25, under 50


meara - May 23, 2008 9:29:46 pm PDT #419 of 10001

Well, tomorrow I am going to E's boyfriend's birthday picnic. Because...uh...she previously dated the GILF. And now dates a boy. But there may be people there I don't know!!

And then in the evening I am going out dancing. Like, regular, get-down-to-the-beat, no-actual-steps dancing. I am hoping there will be hot girls there. Perhaps hot girls that the friends I am going with will know. Who they could then introduce me to. That would be ideal.


Laga - May 23, 2008 9:33:42 pm PDT #420 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ooookey. Someone I'm supposed to be the boss of just caught me doing the bus stop and whistling The Hustle while I waited for the copier to warm up.


§ ita § - May 23, 2008 10:32:56 pm PDT #421 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can do the Macarena. That's it for me and dances with actual prescribed movements.


Laga - May 24, 2008 12:17:19 am PDT #422 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

those effers are late with the bills again so I just took my blender and hid it in my room. yes it's immature but I am sick of washing it every day when I never use it.


Laga - May 24, 2008 1:04:37 am PDT #423 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

this might be funny if you speak french. I'm not even sure what I said, let alone the dude who was trying to talk to me.


Tom Scola - May 24, 2008 3:53:29 am PDT #424 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

nifty

I'm going to visit the Telectroscope right now! I'm really sad now that we don't have any London Buffistas.

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