Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Jun 19, 2008 5:03:28 am PDT #4076 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

go vw!

yay happy Plei day!


Amy - Jun 19, 2008 5:07:39 am PDT #4077 of 10001
Because books.

Now tell us we're pretty & smart!

This! (Read Sparky's tag, too. She means it.)

Welcome to Bitches, tiggy!


WindSparrow - Jun 19, 2008 5:08:33 am PDT #4078 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Happy birthday, Plei!

Hi ya, Tiggy!

Me no wanna be wakey, either, vw.

P.S. I do want a transcript of the drunk dialing though. Alas, I doubt that's likely to happen.


tiggy - Jun 19, 2008 5:15:59 am PDT #4079 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Now tell us we're pretty & smart!

every single one of you!!

i'm hungry this morning and nothing is doing the trick. i've had one strawberry pop tart (blech!) and one chocolate chip granola bar. it's slim pickens 'round these parts. maybe i'll have some pretzels...


SailAweigh - Jun 19, 2008 5:20:23 am PDT #4080 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Happy Plei Day!!

I'm up much earlier than I want, 8:00am. Considering I didn't get to bed until 2:00am, that is early. My coffee is done, but I'm too lazy to get out of my chair and get it, because I want more sleep. And, gronk, dontcha know.


d - Jun 19, 2008 5:31:38 am PDT #4081 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Happy Plei Day!

I'm going for an hour swim today. Yay? I have purchased chocolate milk in advance. Also, I desperately need a nap.

I, like WS, want the transcript of teh drunk dial.


Vortex - Jun 19, 2008 5:37:51 am PDT #4082 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Words cannot express how much I do not want to deal with this party thing tonight. My lime tarts, which taste decent (side note: next time, make the effort to go to Whole Foods. The quality of limes really does make a difference here, they could be awesome) look a mess because they didn't want to come out of the pan. Feh. Plus, haven't packed for the F2F. Plus, guests were insistent on helping, so I say "okay, you can pick up the beer". Last night, they say "oh, we're planning on waiting until you get home and can drive to the store so we don't have to carry it". Not that it doesn't make sense, but if I'd known that, I would have just fucking gotten it myself earlier so that I don't have to blow time tonight. ARGH.


Sparky1 - Jun 19, 2008 5:41:04 am PDT #4083 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Vortex, you need to get some very good, very expensive beer and hand them the bill.


Toddson - Jun 19, 2008 5:42:48 am PDT #4084 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In other stupid people tricks: the garbage disposal in our office kitchen was off and water was backing up in the sink. Our office mail clerk - who does this n' that around the office - unclogged it. Here's his report:

Apparently someone was so appreciative of how well the garbage disposal worked that they decided to tip it. Yes tip it; they left a dime in the disposal. There are two problems here. First and foremost garbage disposals weren’t designed to handle coinage. Secondly said person was cheap and mean. They could have left a quarter, quarters are easier to fish out than a dime. With quarters I stand a chance of losing a finger or two. With dimes I could lose a whole hand. Please in the future leave all tips for the garbage disposal on the dining room table in the cup marked cheap tipper. Thanks


Susan W. - Jun 19, 2008 5:46:09 am PDT #4085 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Happy Plei Day!

Annabel has a weird rash on both upper arms and a bit on her legs that's been there at least since yesterday morning. Since it's worse this a.m. rather than better (after bathing her and putting hydrocortisone cream on all the red spots before bed), I'm keeping her out of preschool, staying home, and planning to call the doctor right at 9:00 a.m.

It's probably nothing, but I'd rather keep her out and blow a sick day to have the doctor roll her eyes and say "just a contact rash" than do nothing and have it keep getting worse and turn out to be an issue.