Mary Louise Parker is way too hot
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Torque - Jun 17, 2008 6:30:57 pm PDT #3878 of 10001
Bad Wolf
Torque - Jun 17, 2008 6:31:35 pm PDT #3879 of 10001
Bad Wolf
it's painful
P.M. Marc - Jun 17, 2008 6:31:52 pm PDT #3880 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
When you max out the characters and it takes 2 or 3 texts to send your message.
I'm guilty of doing this to Cass.
However, as I'm usually, err, texting her ficlets written while I was bored, she doesn't seem to mind.
amych - Jun 17, 2008 6:33:55 pm PDT #3881 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
So that's what you're using that fancy telephone for. I must get me one.
Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2008 6:34:10 pm PDT #3882 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Mary Louise Parker is way too hot
Ha ha ha. Yes.
P.M. Marc - Jun 17, 2008 6:37:20 pm PDT #3883 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
So that's what you're using that fancy telephone for. I must get me one.
Yeah, since I switched from my seriously ancient Nokia, she now gets plot, not just PWP.
meara - Jun 17, 2008 6:49:13 pm PDT #3884 of 10001
My phone doesn't always tell me if my text is too long and going to break into two, and i hate it when i realize that it's just a leeeeeetle too long, and goign to be two. Doh.
Maybe something like "Well, do you know a cozy place where the two of us could talk, that has tasty things? Jamba Juice is yummy, but not so good on atmosphere."
Agh! Just sent an email. Should've checked b.org first, that would've been way more smoove than what I sent. Sigh. Ah well. (Of course, I sent an even way LESS smoove email earlier, because yahoo was freaking out this morning and not letting me answer emails from my computer, and I had to rebook the ticket and stay here til thursday, so I emailed her from my phone to stay that....)
omnis_audis - Jun 17, 2008 7:00:41 pm PDT #3885 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Agh! Just sent an email. Should've checked b.org first, that would've been way more smoove than what I sent.Yup. Lesbians find me "smoove", straight girls, not so much. It's a curse I tell ya.
Fay - Jun 17, 2008 8:18:07 pm PDT #3886 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
ruh-roh, I may be guilty of this.
You and me both, Laga. Brevity is not one of my skills. I'm good with that, though.
Yup. Lesbians find me "smoove", straight girls, not so much. It's a curse I tell ya.
Ha! Gay boys find me FABulous, dahling. Straight boys, not so much. But in a few more dress sizes, I'm thinking that may change.
(Things that are quite good for the ego: having a taxi driver be all 'OMG! Beautiful! You beautiful! Very sexy!' and kissing one's hand at the end of the journey, rather than last year's taxi driver who was all 'You FAT! You fat fat! So fat! What you weigh? Very fat!')
SuziQ - Jun 17, 2008 8:40:37 pm PDT #3887 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
However, as I'm usually, err, texting her ficlets written while I was bored, she doesn't seem to mind.
Ok, this type of texting would be FINE (shall I send you my cell #?). It is when it is more ranty and personal and detailed and OY that I call foul.