Mary Louise Parker is way too hot
Ha ha ha. Yes.
Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jun 17, 2008 6:34:10 pm PDT #3882 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P.M. Marc - Jun 17, 2008 6:37:20 pm PDT #3883 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
So that's what you're using that fancy telephone for. I must get me one.
Yeah, since I switched from my seriously ancient Nokia, she now gets plot, not just PWP.
meara - Jun 17, 2008 6:49:13 pm PDT #3884 of 10001
My phone doesn't always tell me if my text is too long and going to break into two, and i hate it when i realize that it's just a leeeeeetle too long, and goign to be two. Doh.
Maybe something like "Well, do you know a cozy place where the two of us could talk, that has tasty things? Jamba Juice is yummy, but not so good on atmosphere."
Agh! Just sent an email. Should've checked b.org first, that would've been way more smoove than what I sent. Sigh. Ah well. (Of course, I sent an even way LESS smoove email earlier, because yahoo was freaking out this morning and not letting me answer emails from my computer, and I had to rebook the ticket and stay here til thursday, so I emailed her from my phone to stay that....)
omnis_audis - Jun 17, 2008 7:00:41 pm PDT #3885 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Agh! Just sent an email. Should've checked b.org first, that would've been way more smoove than what I sent.Yup. Lesbians find me "smoove", straight girls, not so much. It's a curse I tell ya.
Fay - Jun 17, 2008 8:18:07 pm PDT #3886 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
ruh-roh, I may be guilty of this.
You and me both, Laga. Brevity is not one of my skills. I'm good with that, though.
Yup. Lesbians find me "smoove", straight girls, not so much. It's a curse I tell ya.
Ha! Gay boys find me FABulous, dahling. Straight boys, not so much. But in a few more dress sizes, I'm thinking that may change.
(Things that are quite good for the ego: having a taxi driver be all 'OMG! Beautiful! You beautiful! Very sexy!' and kissing one's hand at the end of the journey, rather than last year's taxi driver who was all 'You FAT! You fat fat! So fat! What you weigh? Very fat!')
SuziQ - Jun 17, 2008 8:40:37 pm PDT #3887 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
However, as I'm usually, err, texting her ficlets written while I was bored, she doesn't seem to mind.
Ok, this type of texting would be FINE (shall I send you my cell #?). It is when it is more ranty and personal and detailed and OY that I call foul.
Strix - Jun 17, 2008 9:01:25 pm PDT #3888 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Jesus, Fay, did you garrotte him with a bra strap or something?! What a douche.
I have had a pretty good day! Did a lot of stuff that needed to be done (got transcripts, called my insurance co., figured out how much is covered and what I gotta pay, set up dentist appt.) Then went to Old Navy to look for a swimsuit top with more support. HA! Their Xl swimsuits are...not appropriate. There were boobs coming out all over. I am borrowing tops from a similarly busty friend, and they're also pretty booby, but have actual hold-'em-up-edness, so go team boobs!
BUT at Old Navy, I got super lucky and picked up two cute ass summer dresses, one in green and one in turquoise. They were both $12.99! I might get them hemmed to right above the knee, but they fit very cute. They are made of that jersey material, with a thin ruffle top like this top except it is a lower vee, very cute and a tie back belt and a small shirring in a boxier plet right under the best. I look EXTREMELY CURVY in them!!
I also lucked into a cute jacket for my inteviews, also for $13.99! FUCKIN ROCK. It's summer cut and fir PERFECTLY and gives me such a hourglass.
I also got paint chips, hair dye, a cover up, a beach bag *CUTE YELLOW!* Ballet Slipper spray paint. I am going to spray paint an older wicker side table tomorrow. I did a quick spray tonight, and it's a glossy light pink and it will look really cute, I think.
Good day! And at the river with small, intimate group of friends this weekend! I can't wait!
javachik - Jun 17, 2008 9:15:11 pm PDT #3889 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Erin! Excellent finds! Go you!
Strix - Jun 17, 2008 9:20:51 pm PDT #3890 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I am thinking about these pink shoes. I own no colored shoes, and these would be supercute with new dresses – turquoise and green – and with a lot of other stuff I have. Don’t they look kinda ’40’s? And they’re on sale for $40
javachik - Jun 17, 2008 9:22:30 pm PDT #3891 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Oooh, you could totally pull those off.