is it any consolation that your phone didn't actually ring?
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 5:22:56 am PDT #3768 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie Neil - Jun 17, 2008 5:23:31 am PDT #3769 of 10001
brillig
It's a great deal of fun to swear in British around the clueless, they think you're being all quaint and PBS-ish.
Then I got a supervisor who had grown up in England . . .
sj - Jun 17, 2008 5:24:32 am PDT #3770 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
~ma to vw's dad.
~ma to Taz.
Vortex - Jun 17, 2008 5:35:55 am PDT #3771 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
surreal moment -- watching an old ep of marthat stewart and seeing Martha and Tim Gunn wrapping togas.
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 5:39:19 am PDT #3772 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Bet they were stylish togas!
(and I'm doing the happy dance of boss-out-sick)
SuziQ - Jun 17, 2008 6:16:29 am PDT #3773 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I'm going down to the County Clerk's office with a co-worker as she and her partner go to get their marriage license. I'm already getting weepy.
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 6:59:26 am PDT #3774 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
OK, just for the novelty of it, I've refrained from using my seasonal rant for a tag line (if it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them). But! There's one group that I've finally had to send a complaint about.
Tour groups on Segways.
sigh ... these bozos seem to think that they're the only ones on the sidewalk. They zig-zag back and forth, sometimes they bunch up and take up the entire width of the sidewalk. I've had to dodge into the street to keep from being run over by a Segway. And their control isn't the best - you can't always predict which way they're going to go.
Saw one bunch, trying to use a curb cut to get up on the sidewalk, where one person lost control and had to hop off. So everyone else had to stop, some hopped off, then there was this multiple-Segway jam and every single one of them had to wait for the person ahead, get back on, get started up, and then roll up the curb cut to the sidewalk. The problem was, there was a person in a wheelchair stranded in the street, in traffic, waiting for them to all get sorted out and clear the curb cuts so he could get out of traffic.
snarl
lisah - Jun 17, 2008 7:03:31 am PDT #3775 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Tour groups on Segways.
Oh! THey have these in my work neighborhood. SO DORKY and lazy! I haven't had any run-ins with them yet though.
Toddson - Jun 17, 2008 7:07:59 am PDT #3776 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
They were kind of amusing when they first got started. But (1) the novelty's worn off and (2) there are lots more of them and there are more people in each group. And the morons are dangerous!
Cass - Jun 17, 2008 7:09:50 am PDT #3777 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm going down to the County Clerk's office with a co-worker as she and her partner go to get their marriage license. I'm already getting weepy.
Oh... Happy tears! I wish them happiness.