Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2008 10:22:33 am PDT #3665 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

PC, keep your mother away from the Washington Post. She might get ideas ... erm, more ideas.

Dude, I was just talking with a friend about an Indian wedding she had gone to and asked if they'd had an elephant! I totally want an elephant!


Ginger - Jun 16, 2008 10:24:29 am PDT #3666 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think you should take a stand, P-C. Tell your mother the only way you'll do an arranged marriage is if you get to have an elephant.


Polter-Cow - Jun 16, 2008 10:28:25 am PDT #3667 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Her response to that will be to have my wedding in India. Which I don't want to do because then none of my friends could come.


amych - Jun 16, 2008 10:49:15 am PDT #3668 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

F2F Mumbai!


amych - Jun 16, 2008 10:52:55 am PDT #3669 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In non-sequitur news, someone in the meeting I'm phoned into just suggested candy necklaces* for a group activity. I frikkin hate phone meetings, but there are times when not having to compose my face comes in handy.

* joking, yes. But still.


askye - Jun 16, 2008 11:04:19 am PDT #3670 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

I'm sneaking on at work.

today has been mostly good, although I stubbed my toe getting up to answer the phone and the cat hairballed all over the bed. But I got good morning birthday calls from Mom and also a, um, very specail friend (I've mentioned in livejournal), so that was good.

And my bro and sis in law are in town (to see my aunt and my cousin's grave)but the baby is relaly kicking! I was able to feel him move around and kick and it's so awesome. Yesterday my brother says he reads sometimes to the baby so I read Good Night Moon and felt slightly goofy reading to my not yet born nephew, but he moved around at the sound of my voice!

Tonight there will be cake! whoo!


Vortex - Jun 16, 2008 11:17:35 am PDT #3671 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Whoa! The heavens just opened up on DC. It looks like it's 8:30PM out there.


Laga - Jun 16, 2008 11:19:34 am PDT #3672 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

very interesting article, Toddson. I wondered if requiring women to align to a different set of uniform guidelines than men might be considered gender discrimination. It's why women can go topless in NY.

When I drove carriages in Chicago we did a few Indian weddings. They'd request a white horse (usually it was America, our big old white mare) and an open carriage. The groom would deck out the horse and carriage (and sometimes the driver) in garlands of (I think) marigolds (usually red and gold ones) and then stand up on the front seat to travel a block or so to the wedding site.


Steph L. - Jun 16, 2008 11:31:48 am PDT #3673 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Remember my lipstick questions of last week (or perhaps the week before)?

I went across the street to the mall (ye gods, every time I go, I hate it more, I don't care that there's an Apple store and a Sephora and a Lush) and bought lipstick to make me feel better about today, because there's just so much to hate about today -- the health insurance thing is just the start of it.

Oddly, I'm not looking for a blue-red; I'm looking for a brownish/bronzey red. I got Laura Geller Lip Stay in Pout (I wanted something that doesn't budge, and this shit seems to stay put until it's sandblasted off) and Make Up For Ever lipstick in (scroll way down) #421, described as Pearly Brownish Pink (transparent burgundy).

I'm not convinced I like the MUFE lipstick on me -- somehow it looks a little too raspberry, oddly, but the Laura Geller is pleasing the hell out of me.

So today has some good. ON MY LIPS.


Vortex - Jun 16, 2008 11:35:12 am PDT #3674 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So today has some good. ON MY LIPS.

I would like to submit that Teppy's lips are always good.