I found something fun from the website Aimee linked, a monologue from Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband." Since they are looking for a british accent I think it will work nicely. I still have some stuff from my theater days somewhere up in the library, but it's good to know I have something in hand which is funny and I can pull off.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 13, 2008 7:55:06 am PDT #3321 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
sj - Jun 13, 2008 7:59:12 am PDT #3322 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
sj. I think that's a good plan. At least you'll know where she is for real hair emergencies, and it may not be too bad a trip. If it is, then here's hoping she can rec somebody closer to you and easier to get to.
Thanks. I'm hoping I can find another reason to go to where she is every six weeks, like a good shopping area, so I don't feel like am going out there just for that.
vw bug - Jun 13, 2008 8:01:48 am PDT #3323 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I'm feeling evil.
sj - Jun 13, 2008 8:05:41 am PDT #3324 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My nephew score all A's on his report card this year, except for an 88 in Advanced Math, which of course he's upset about. I'm so proud of him.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2008 8:34:23 am PDT #3325 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm feeling evil.
Is that the fun evil or the not fun evil?
SuziQ - Jun 13, 2008 8:48:59 am PDT #3326 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I just posted a few pictures in my lj of CJ this morning at his 5th grade promotion. Tonight is K-Bug's graduation.
vw bug - Jun 13, 2008 8:51:53 am PDT #3327 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Is that the fun evil or the not fun evil?
Depends on who you're talking to. I like to think the fun evil.
Stephanie - Jun 13, 2008 8:56:56 am PDT #3328 of 10001
Trust my rage
evil fun is the best kind of fun.
vw bug - Jun 13, 2008 9:04:36 am PDT #3329 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ok. So going to game night with the boy tonight. Meeting a bunch of his friends. EEK.
Connie Neil - Jun 13, 2008 9:10:50 am PDT #3330 of 10001
brillig