Did you eat anything today that you don't normally, Teppy?

I was wondering if I got a Killer Tomato, but everything I ate was something from home (and tomato-free).

Oh! I had a Krispy Kreme glazed this morning (not hot; from a boxed dozen a co-worker brought in).

DAMN YOU KRISPY KREME!!!!

The Boy suggested it might be a gastrointestinal coup, since at my OB/GYN appt, the Dr. did a rectal exam, which was new. The Boy suggested that that may have unsettled things and led to a rapid exodus. Having never had anything *enter* my butt (it's always the other way 'round), I hadn't considered that that might have been the cause (or a contributor). But I also can't undo it.

My Google search has turned up the phrases "megacolon" and "TOXIC MEGACOLON." I know they aren't anything to laugh at, but can't you just hear them in the booming Monster Truck Announcer voice?

w/r/t drugs: I already take (ironically) a drug for intestinal woes; it's similar to Imodium in that it's meant to slow motility in the intestine. Anything else I could take, including Pepto, might be overkill.

I *think* everything is starting to settle down, so I'm going to take my Gatorade and go lie down and see if everything stays settled in my MEGACOLON.

I kind of gave him the opportunity to run tonight, and he didn't. Craziness.

From which we can surmise two things:

1. He likes you.
2. You're not, after all, dating Bruce Springsteen.

Heh. Made billytea look crazy.

And, yes, you're probably very right on both accounts.

Made billytea look crazy.

Oh, thank goodness! I'd been blaming my new haircut. (Wallybee's contribution was to ask, "Look crazy?!")

Steph, I was going to suggest Imodium, but it sounds like you may not want that. I'm guessing it's most likely something you ate, not the OB exam.

{{{you guys}}}

the exam might not be the cause of sudden exodus, but the timing sounds right. And actually -- if everyone is leaving that fast it might be best to let nature take her course. tomorrow should be soon enough. My worst case - zero control situation, I was fine even though I didn't see a doctor until the am

Got pseudo stood up/(series of unfortunate events)-ed

Okay, that sucks. What happened?

Steph, health-ma to you, love! (Although I didn't read the whitefont.)

First World Glee:

Today the Year 5 kids got my Starbucks order right! AND their teacher said I couldn't pay, because they messed up yesterday's order - and dealing with customer satisfaction is, after all, part of what they're learning. Yay for latte!

Aha! CrazyBlindDate Guy! 'kay, yeah, I like it.

Krispy Kremes are always and wholly associated with Xander in my head, because it's not a brand I had ever heard of prior to BtVS. And then we ate them at the F2F. And they were gooood.

eta

Jilli - have just started reading Vampire Kisses, despite the slightly unpromising front cover, and am utterly disarmed by how totally the protagonist seems to be Wee!Jilli. Quite possibly the cutest thing evah. Bless.

Jilli - have just started reading Vampire Kisses, despite the slightly unpromising front cover, and am utterly disarmed by how totally the protagonist seems to be Wee!Jilli. Quite possibly the cutest thing evah. Bless.

I KNOW!! I mean, I realize that I'm possibly unreasonably attached to the series because the protagonist is kindasortareally Wee!Jilli, but the books are quite good.