I want to live in a world where giddy teenagers with no tact and little sense can gross me out regardless of their orientations, then develop what I would consider a sense of decorum.

Bwahaha! Oh, so much this.

I Am Already Impatiently Waiting For You To Go Away Or Die And It Is Only By Dint Of A Herculean Effort Of Will That I Am Not Rolling My Eyes And Stabbing You In The Face.

Damnit, MM stole my sash. Though mine would probably just read "Not Your Mom (Unless I Actually Am. Hi, Honey!)"

My sash: Catholic. Feminist. Progressive. Yellow-Dog Democrat (Progressive, But Realist). Wendell Berry and Frances Kissling Speak For Me; Bill Donohue Can STFU. Also, Got One Amazing Kid; Please Stop Jovially Saying "Better get started on the next one soon!"

JZ, you also need a button that says, "I stapled my pants."

People, bear in mind that I just know where to look stuff up, and can (generally) translate it from Medical to English.

I do know this, and greatly appreciate it.

I don't want a sash. I've learned again over the last few days that I'm not ready to display my patches yet. I still only share them once I know you're not going to throw them in my face -- or I throw it in your face when you say something completely stupid and uneducated.

Stapled to my sash.

I've been watching a metric assload of Friends and HIMYM lately, and am waffling between changing my tagline to "I've got a fishook in my eyebrow... and I LIKE IT." (Joey's acting advice for The Look Of Eeeevil) or "A drunken jackass called God and a box of pencils called DESTINY!" but, although they both speak to me, neither one is shouting. So, for the time being, I continue to have stapled my pants.

I was watching Friends the other night on TBS and was reminded that "my diamond shoes are too tight" is from there. I had completely forgotten that. Did it originate on Friends? I guess I could Google, but I haven't had coffee yet.

That's where I first heard it.

I still have the mad Friends love. Even the later seasons, Joey still made me laugh. "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!"

I wouldn't want to display my patches either. Well, maybe just one that says, "Don't assume you know anything about me."

I still have the mad Friends love. Even the later seasons, Joey still made me laugh. "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!"

Oh, me too. Me too. I only have the first two season on DVD, but someday I will have them all.

I had the mad friends love the first few seasons, but later I just couldn't stop watching it, even though I wanted to.