My sash: Catholic. Feminist. Progressive. Yellow-Dog Democrat (Progressive, But Realist). Wendell Berry and Frances Kissling Speak For Me; Bill Donohue Can STFU. Also, Got One Amazing Kid; Please Stop Jovially Saying "Better get started on the next one soon!"
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - May 23, 2008 4:49:34 am PDT #261 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
tommyrot - May 23, 2008 4:53:11 am PDT #262 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ, you also need a button that says, "I stapled my pants."
vw bug - May 23, 2008 4:58:37 am PDT #263 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
People, bear in mind that I just know where to look stuff up, and can (generally) translate it from Medical to English.
I do know this, and greatly appreciate it.
I don't want a sash. I've learned again over the last few days that I'm not ready to display my patches yet. I still only share them once I know you're not going to throw them in my face -- or I throw it in your face when you say something completely stupid and uneducated.
JZ - May 23, 2008 4:59:03 am PDT #264 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Stapled to my sash.
I've been watching a metric assload of Friends and HIMYM lately, and am waffling between changing my tagline to "I've got a fishook in my eyebrow... and I LIKE IT." (Joey's acting advice for The Look Of Eeeevil) or "A drunken jackass called God and a box of pencils called DESTINY!" but, although they both speak to me, neither one is shouting. So, for the time being, I continue to have stapled my pants.
vw bug - May 23, 2008 5:02:30 am PDT #265 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I was watching Friends the other night on TBS and was reminded that "my diamond shoes are too tight" is from there. I had completely forgotten that. Did it originate on Friends? I guess I could Google, but I haven't had coffee yet.
Nora Deirdre - May 23, 2008 5:07:58 am PDT #266 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
That's where I first heard it.
I still have the mad Friends love. Even the later seasons, Joey still made me laugh. "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!"
sj - May 23, 2008 5:09:03 am PDT #267 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I wouldn't want to display my patches either. Well, maybe just one that says, "Don't assume you know anything about me."
vw bug - May 23, 2008 5:11:05 am PDT #268 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I still have the mad Friends love. Even the later seasons, Joey still made me laugh. "JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!"
Oh, me too. Me too. I only have the first two season on DVD, but someday I will have them all.
sj - May 23, 2008 5:12:47 am PDT #269 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I had the mad friends love the first few seasons, but later I just couldn't stop watching it, even though I wanted to.
Nora Deirdre - May 23, 2008 5:13:21 am PDT #270 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My patch would probably say "Crusty New Englander. GO AWAY. None of your fucking business. Just because I am fat doesn't mean I am jolly."