Oh, Victor, don't ask questions like that around here. Particularly after Fay has laid such a fantasy upon us. Her head may go boom over bloke and mate, but I think all of ours went boom with the image of Fay/bloke/mate in a threeway. My Kinsey scale is unalterbly broken.

Nicole! Enjoy the vacay in CA! Weather here is still terrible, but more for overabundance of water. I may be on the second floor and too far north for it, but I have friends in areas where it's flooding and I worry for them.

We're very soggy up here, too, Sail. We don't have any flooding problems that I'm aware of, but I'm not near the rivers.

I joined Weight Watchers online, finally. Time to tame my diet.

I'm on local antenna (and don't miss the dish at all) so it is tennis for me. That and housework, and packing for the summer trip to Otter Lake. I leave next Saturday. Yay!

I have to think of some reason to tell the kids for the grin that appears from time to time. One that doesn't involve Fay/Bloke/Mate. Then again I can just say it is a Buffista thing and they will drop it.

I think I'm going to go to the farmers market today. Not sure what else. Maybe do laundry.

Sorry, no offense intended, just being a straight guy, a devil's three way, not too appealing.

Hee! Nah, I just mean, you're liable to get a quite off-color riposte at your expense. Feel free to throw unthinking comments full of inuendo around at will.

OH..... do with myself... I get it, kinda slow in the AM.

What should I do with myelf today?

I just like the typo and am wondering what one does with an elf.

I'm just gonna stop typing now... that's probably my best bet.