Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


megan walker - Jun 06, 2008 5:12:05 pm PDT #2315 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm terminally single because I'm me.

I'm terminally single because I believe I deserve to be single.

These are both incredibly wrongheaded and craxy.


Fay - Jun 06, 2008 5:13:08 pm PDT #2316 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Allyson, you and me should get liquored up and go to Vegas. Or,actually, to Cairo, where we would both find ourselves treated like sex goddesses the moment we stepped off the 'plane.

(Most days I do not wish I could crumble into dust, because most days I don't think about it. Denial - it's where I live. But presently there has indeed been a fair bit of that. So - yeah. I feel you, love.)

Tom, do you want to be single? Or are you resigned to it? (...or did you murder your last girlfriend? Is this some kind of karma for past misdeeds?) Because, you know, you're awesome. And sufficiently cute that I was far too shy to say more than 'hello' at the F2F.

...soshul skillz: Im doin em wrong.


Hil R. - Jun 06, 2008 5:18:09 pm PDT #2317 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm single because I'm too socially inept to talk to people.


Torque - Jun 06, 2008 5:20:26 pm PDT #2318 of 10001
Bad Wolf

I really think there is some gene that makes people like us single. Like some kind of weird pheromone that gets generated, thats like boy/girl repellent.

"I'm not alone cause the TV's on."


brenda m - Jun 06, 2008 5:30:33 pm PDT #2319 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

These are both incredibly wrongheaded and craxy.

And yet? So, so true. (Um, not them, me. You got that.)


Anne W. - Jun 06, 2008 5:38:24 pm PDT #2320 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I am resigned to being single.


megan walker - Jun 06, 2008 5:41:41 pm PDT #2321 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

La la la I can't hear you!


Torque - Jun 06, 2008 5:43:39 pm PDT #2322 of 10001
Bad Wolf

I can't decide if I should grow my goatee back... I miss it.


sj - Jun 06, 2008 5:43:50 pm PDT #2323 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Before I met TCG, I was very much resigned to the fact that I was going to be single for the rest of my life. I also thought I deserved to be.


§ ita § - Jun 06, 2008 5:49:35 pm PDT #2324 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think our friends are terminally single because they sort of like it that way.

That's them. That's not me. I've been okay being single, let's be clear. But it's not been a goal of mine, save the times when I've been too broken to share these insides with anyone I'm not paying.

So for them it's because they sort of like it that way. For you and me it's because we're ugly?