I'm single because I'm too socially inept to talk to people.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Jun 06, 2008 5:18:09 pm PDT #2317 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Torque - Jun 06, 2008 5:20:26 pm PDT #2318 of 10001
Bad Wolf
I really think there is some gene that makes people like us single. Like some kind of weird pheromone that gets generated, thats like boy/girl repellent.
"I'm not alone cause the TV's on."
brenda m - Jun 06, 2008 5:30:33 pm PDT #2319 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
These are both incredibly wrongheaded and craxy.
And yet? So, so true. (Um, not them, me. You got that.)
Anne W. - Jun 06, 2008 5:38:24 pm PDT #2320 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I am resigned to being single.
megan walker - Jun 06, 2008 5:41:41 pm PDT #2321 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
La la la I can't hear you!
Torque - Jun 06, 2008 5:43:39 pm PDT #2322 of 10001
Bad Wolf
I can't decide if I should grow my goatee back... I miss it.
sj - Jun 06, 2008 5:43:50 pm PDT #2323 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Before I met TCG, I was very much resigned to the fact that I was going to be single for the rest of my life. I also thought I deserved to be.
§ ita § - Jun 06, 2008 5:49:35 pm PDT #2324 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think our friends are terminally single because they sort of like it that way.
That's them. That's not me. I've been okay being single, let's be clear. But it's not been a goal of mine, save the times when I've been too broken to share these insides with anyone I'm not paying.
So for them it's because they sort of like it that way. For you and me it's because we're ugly?
Torque - Jun 06, 2008 5:53:24 pm PDT #2325 of 10001
Bad Wolf
Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2008 5:56:33 pm PDT #2326 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I can't decide if I should grow my goatee back... I miss it.
Go goatee, choose goatee.
I was just talking about being single forever since I'm 0 for 3 on potential future wives.