I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SailAweigh - May 22, 2008 5:34:38 pm PDT #228 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I think some of my badges would be: Don't tell me I f%(&^@ swear too much; No, I don't feel like smiling to make you feel good about yourself; Single at 50, and no, that does not make me gay; Dead sexy, but you wouldn't know it because you won't look past the glasses.


Laura - May 22, 2008 5:37:03 pm PDT #229 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ouch, Hil. I hope the icing helps, quickly.


Sean K - May 22, 2008 5:38:42 pm PDT #230 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hil! No more dancing for you!

I just dropped my damned iPhone and broke the SECOND hardshell case I've owned for this thing. The phone is fine, but the case is trash. However, the people who make this case have a customer for life, since the broken case means a not broken expensive phone.


Hil R. - May 22, 2008 5:42:44 pm PDT #231 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil! No more dancing for you!

This wasn't even dancing! I was seeing if I could do the thing that one of the guys on the show did where he clasped his hands behind his back and then, keeping the hands touching each other (or at least it sure looked that way), stepped his feet through so that his hands ended up in front. (Turns out that I can't do it, but if I lose about two inches off my hips I might be able to.) But it turns out my ribs don't particularly appreciate me bending that way.


Laura - May 22, 2008 5:46:19 pm PDT #232 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hmmm, I think I could do that move, but I'm thinking I better wait until morning.


Ailleann - May 22, 2008 5:46:35 pm PDT #233 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Child of Divorce; Yes, Emotional Abuse Counts; Just Cause I'm Fat Doesn't Make Me Invisible; Trying Hard Not To Make You Feel Stupid; Sarcasm Is My Native Tongue; I Write Porn - Ask Me How!; Nerdy And Proud

Everyone stop hurting yourselves! ::passes out bubble wrap::


Amy - May 22, 2008 5:49:02 pm PDT #234 of 10001
Because books.

Trying Hard Not To Make You Feel Stupid

Oh, I don't think you try that hard, baby. ::runs away::

Yes, bubble wrap for all! Including iPhones! Hil, I don't even know what that is, that you said you did to your rib.

Sail is totally dead sexy. Pass it on.


Ailleann - May 22, 2008 5:50:48 pm PDT #235 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

::chases Amy::

Sail is dead sexy. It's a true fact.


SailAweigh - May 22, 2008 5:55:12 pm PDT #236 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::hugs, gropes and smooshes Amy and Ailleann::


ChiKat - May 22, 2008 5:55:17 pm PDT #237 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sail is dead sexy. And, I've seen her in her jammies.