I think some of my badges would be: Don't tell me I f%(&^@ swear too much; No, I don't feel like smiling to make you feel good about yourself; Single at 50, and no, that does not make me gay; Dead sexy, but you wouldn't know it because you won't look past the glasses.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ouch, Hil. I hope the icing helps, quickly.
Hil! No more dancing for you!
I just dropped my damned iPhone and broke the SECOND hardshell case I've owned for this thing. The phone is fine, but the case is trash. However, the people who make this case have a customer for life, since the broken case means a not broken expensive phone.
Hil! No more dancing for you!
This wasn't even dancing! I was seeing if I could do the thing that one of the guys on the show did where he clasped his hands behind his back and then, keeping the hands touching each other (or at least it sure looked that way), stepped his feet through so that his hands ended up in front. (Turns out that I can't do it, but if I lose about two inches off my hips I might be able to.) But it turns out my ribs don't particularly appreciate me bending that way.
Hmmm, I think I could do that move, but I'm thinking I better wait until morning.
Child of Divorce; Yes, Emotional Abuse Counts; Just Cause I'm Fat Doesn't Make Me Invisible; Trying Hard Not To Make You Feel Stupid; Sarcasm Is My Native Tongue; I Write Porn - Ask Me How!; Nerdy And Proud
Everyone stop hurting yourselves! ::passes out bubble wrap::
Trying Hard Not To Make You Feel Stupid
Oh, I don't think you try that hard, baby. ::runs away::
Yes, bubble wrap for all! Including iPhones! Hil, I don't even know what that is, that you said you did to your rib.
Sail is totally dead sexy. Pass it on.
::chases Amy::
Sail is dead sexy. It's a true fact.
::hugs, gropes and smooshes Amy and Ailleann::
Sail is dead sexy. And, I've seen her in her jammies.