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Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

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Hil R. - May 22, 2008 5:42:44 pm PDT #231 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil! No more dancing for you!

This wasn't even dancing! I was seeing if I could do the thing that one of the guys on the show did where he clasped his hands behind his back and then, keeping the hands touching each other (or at least it sure looked that way), stepped his feet through so that his hands ended up in front. (Turns out that I can't do it, but if I lose about two inches off my hips I might be able to.) But it turns out my ribs don't particularly appreciate me bending that way.

Laura - May 22, 2008 5:46:19 pm PDT #232 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Hmmm, I think I could do that move, but I'm thinking I better wait until morning.

Ailleann - May 22, 2008 5:46:35 pm PDT #233 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Child of Divorce; Yes, Emotional Abuse Counts; Just Cause I'm Fat Doesn't Make Me Invisible; Trying Hard Not To Make You Feel Stupid; Sarcasm Is My Native Tongue; I Write Porn - Ask Me How!; Nerdy And Proud

Everyone stop hurting yourselves! ::passes out bubble wrap::

Amy - May 22, 2008 5:49:02 pm PDT #234 of 10001
Because books.

Trying Hard Not To Make You Feel Stupid

Oh, I don't think you try that hard, baby. ::runs away::

Yes, bubble wrap for all! Including iPhones! Hil, I don't even know what that is, that you said you did to your rib.

Sail is totally dead sexy. Pass it on.

Ailleann - May 22, 2008 5:50:48 pm PDT #235 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

::chases Amy::

Sail is dead sexy. It's a true fact.

SailAweigh - May 22, 2008 5:55:12 pm PDT #236 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::hugs, gropes and smooshes Amy and Ailleann::

ChiKat - May 22, 2008 5:55:17 pm PDT #237 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sail is dead sexy. And, I've seen her in her jammies.

Hil R. - May 22, 2008 5:55:33 pm PDT #238 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, I don't even know what that is, that you said you did to your rib.

Subluxation. It's like a partial dislocation, where the bones don't totally pop out of the joint, but kind of slide halfway out. Common in people like me with Ehlers-Danlos. (The ones that I sublux most often are my shoulder and knee. I was really worried when I started trapeze that it would pull my shoulder out, but it seems like trapeze doesn't pull in the direction that my shoulder is fragile.)

Amy - May 22, 2008 5:59:24 pm PDT #239 of 10001
Because books.

That sounds painful! Jeez, be careful! And yes to more ice, I think.

Gropes are good. It's a good night for groping.

SailAweigh - May 22, 2008 6:01:11 pm PDT #240 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

::tacklehugs ChiKat::

You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to...

t /Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality

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