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Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness

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Fay - Jun 06, 2008 9:45:58 am PDT #2224 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

reflects upon her own words for a moment.

...

...Oh my God.

My life is Remains of the Day.

Somebody shake me until my teeth rattle. I really need to be less crap and English and crap about this. If I do something about it and DO get a polite rejection, then at least I'll know where I am.

...right. Okay. So I need to grow a pair. Hmm.

amych - Jun 06, 2008 9:49:08 am PDT #2225 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My life is Remains of the Day.

Nah, you've got way better tits than Anthony Hopkins.

Stephanie - Jun 06, 2008 9:52:32 am PDT #2226 of 10001

Trust my rage

Well, if we agree with you, will you ask him for coffee? or tea? or whatever you do in Thailand?

Hil R. - Jun 06, 2008 9:53:07 am PDT #2227 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

How come, every time I rearrange my books, they take up slightly more shelf space? Whatever happened to conservation of matter? Does it just not apply to bookshelves?

(New arrangement: big case by the window is politics and history, books about pop culture and stuff like that, cookbooks, and tall books that won't fit on any of the other shelves. Big bookcase by the couch is DVDs, math and science books, historical fiction (mostly Victorians), and music books. Little bookcase by the couch is kids books and graphic novels. Medium bookcase by the bed is romance novels, modern fiction, sci-fi/fantasy, and mysteries.)

Laga - Jun 06, 2008 9:53:54 am PDT #2228 of 10001

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

the best boys I've had relations with in my life have been the ones I ended up having to fling myself at.

sj - Jun 06, 2008 9:54:54 am PDT #2229 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

If I do something about it and DO get a polite rejection, then at least I'll know where I am.

Yes, and then you can move on to someone more deserving of you and your foamy new haircut.

amych - Jun 06, 2008 9:55:28 am PDT #2230 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Whatever happened to conservation of matter? Does it just not apply to bookshelves?

It does not. They shrink (I'm sure of this. It can't be that we keep getting more books to put in them.)

Lee - Jun 06, 2008 9:57:22 am PDT #2231 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If I do something about it and DO get a polite rejection, then at least I'll know where I am.

And that he's insane and/or blind.

Jars - Jun 06, 2008 9:57:30 am PDT #2232 of 10001

Good Lord Fay that haircut is magic. Wowza.

I counter with a photo of me taken in work yesterday...

[link]

That's a Facebook link, so I hope it works.

Jessica - Jun 06, 2008 9:59:29 am PDT #2233 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Whatever happened to conservation of matter? Does it just not apply to bookshelves?

I'm convinced that books behave like a gas - they will expand to fill the space alloted to them. Literature abhors a vaccum.

ION, I just found out that my sister who's in China right now may move to LA when her contract is up. Which would still leave me with one sister in NYC and one sister in CA, but they'll have switched places and it is FREAKING ME OUT.

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