the best boys I've had relations with in my life have been the ones I ended up having to fling myself at.
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 06, 2008 9:53:54 am PDT #2228 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
sj - Jun 06, 2008 9:54:54 am PDT #2229 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
If I do something about it and DO get a polite rejection, then at least I'll know where I am.
Yes, and then you can move on to someone more deserving of you and your foamy new haircut.
amych - Jun 06, 2008 9:55:28 am PDT #2230 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Whatever happened to conservation of matter? Does it just not apply to bookshelves?
It does not. They shrink (I'm sure of this. It can't be that we keep getting more books to put in them.)
Lee - Jun 06, 2008 9:57:22 am PDT #2231 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
If I do something about it and DO get a polite rejection, then at least I'll know where I am.
And that he's insane and/or blind.
Jars - Jun 06, 2008 9:57:30 am PDT #2232 of 10001
Good Lord Fay that haircut is magic. Wowza.
I counter with a photo of me taken in work yesterday...
That's a Facebook link, so I hope it works.
Jessica - Jun 06, 2008 9:59:29 am PDT #2233 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Whatever happened to conservation of matter? Does it just not apply to bookshelves?
I'm convinced that books behave like a gas - they will expand to fill the space alloted to them. Literature abhors a vaccum.
ION, I just found out that my sister who's in China right now may move to LA when her contract is up. Which would still leave me with one sister in NYC and one sister in CA, but they'll have switched places and it is FREAKING ME OUT.
erikaj - Jun 06, 2008 9:59:42 am PDT #2234 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Fay, awesome hair. He's deeply stupid if he doesn't get the hot that is you. (But blokes can be stupid like that. I apparently cause IQ's to drop by entering a room.) But I'm not exactly endorsing the "Be bold! confess!" plan. Because I did it, and got a very talented beta reader, but no snoggage. Just enough flirting to fuck with my head once in a while, and that's all. I guess I'm glad I did it because it was incredibly nervy, but there are no guarantees.
amych - Jun 06, 2008 10:00:10 am PDT #2235 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Literature abhors a vaccum.
Hence the dust.
meara - Jun 06, 2008 10:01:57 am PDT #2236 of 10001
But I'm not exactly endorsing the "Be bold! confess!" plan
Yeah, the "be bold! confess!" hasn't usually worked out for me. Nor has it often worked out for the people (hi, 52 year old!) who have said it to me. On the other hand, I have had several people who like, YEARS LATER have said shit about having crushes on me, where I'm like "well, why didn't you say somethig at the TIME", so maybe if more people DID seize the day, more of those stories would work out, you know??
(And that's not to say it's always ended up as some awkward horrible situation or anything. Sometimes it's just like "Oh, uh...I kinda figured. OK. Nevermind then." And we move on)
Daisy Jane - Jun 06, 2008 10:07:29 am PDT #2237 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I totally flung myself at Mr. Jane. Like, naked in his bed when he got home from work flung.