I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

Dawn ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Jun 04, 2008 4:46:51 pm PDT #1955 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey there, lovely! Have you read Evernight yet? (Claudia Gray)

Nope, I haven't. Let me know how it is, once you've read it.

I've decided to treat Twilight (and its sequels) as comedies. That's the only way I can justify keeping them around as the junk-food reads they are. ( Spineless Mary Sue who smells like freesia! Werewolves! Hott vampire boy who loves her so much that he watches her while she sleeps - before they start dating! Oh, and did we mention that he can't go out in the sun because he spaaaaaaarkles?! )

The more I think about the Twilight series, the more I'm convinced that there's something about them that just unhooks your brain while you read them. Because at the time, I just kinda bopped along going lalalalala well these are kind of schlocky and dippy, but I'll keep reading lalalalala; in retrospect, I keep boggling. Spaaaaaaaaarkly vampires!


sj - Jun 04, 2008 4:50:49 pm PDT #1956 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jilli, I ended up buying Twilight because of what you posted about it. It really is a fun comedy, even if it isn't meant to be. So far I love the names Bella, for both Bela Lugosi and for the beauty and the Beast reference and as soon as I read the name Edward, I thought Rochester, from Jane Eyre.


Jessica - Jun 04, 2008 4:56:07 pm PDT #1957 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, and Tep, if you're around, I heard your theme song today.

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Okay, so it's actually the title song of a kids' show on PBS, but when I heard it on one of my parenting podcasts today, I thought of you.


Nicole - Jun 04, 2008 4:57:15 pm PDT #1958 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Huh. Boggling seems very much the proper reaction to that... type, I guess, of vampire.

Hi Suzi! Long time no see.

Speaking of corsets, I just tried mine on and it looks like I'll be giving it away. It's the one that I wore to the SF2F, for those that might recall. I simply don't have the chest for it anymore. Bummer. But that means I'll get to buy a new one. Yay!


Atropa - Jun 04, 2008 4:57:37 pm PDT #1959 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I ended up buying Twilight because of what you posted about it. It really is a fun comedy, even if it isn't meant to be.

sj, I hope you purchased it used. IJS.


Fay - Jun 04, 2008 5:01:51 pm PDT #1960 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

sj - don't forget her surname. She thinks she's an ugly duckling! But really she's a swan! SWAN! Ho ho!

bangs head on desk.

...mind you, I can definitely see the appeal of reading them like comedies. I have a similar (albeit guilty) approach to Laurell K Hamilton's supernatural pornapalooza. It's a bit like a drinking game. I feel I need to keep reading until Anita finally shags a girl, and finally takes it up the ass.

(...um. We will try to ignore the fact that I secretly like Nathaniel, despite the fact that he has ankle-length red hair. And Edward, of course, because he is awesome. From a safe distance. And because I still cling to the faint hope that he might actually kill Anita one of these days.)


Tom Scola - Jun 04, 2008 5:02:05 pm PDT #1961 of 10001
hwæt

Oh, looky. The Twilight movie trailer is out.


sj - Jun 04, 2008 5:05:56 pm PDT #1962 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, I hope you purchased it used. IJS.

Eh, I got it on sale, but I have found it entertaining enough to be worth it.

sj - don't forget her surname. She thinks she's an ugly duckling! But really she's a swan! SWAN! Ho ho!

I couldn't get past the PotC reference on Swan.


§ ita § - Jun 04, 2008 5:19:15 pm PDT #1963 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cashmere, just nudging to remind you of t span class="spoiler" t /spoiler for mommyfont if you don't want to use the quick edit tag. Iffen you don't want me to remind, hush me.


Cashmere - Jun 04, 2008 5:23:22 pm PDT #1964 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, ita. With enough reminders and I'll remember to use it!