Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jun 04, 2008 2:02:06 pm PDT #1935 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

US TOO!!!


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2008 2:03:18 pm PDT #1936 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Did you see that I am going to show all of Slings & Arrows to my 12th class next year?

Your class is very lucky!


JZ - Jun 04, 2008 2:03:36 pm PDT #1937 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I did, Kristin! You are made of awesome (for many, many reasons, but S&A is definitely one of them).

I miss theatre so... the other night Hec and I watched Tootsie on TCM, and I'd completely forgotten that the first 5-8 minutes are one long, long montage of all the small weirdnesses and irritations and humiliations of a stage actor's life. It's incredibly, relentlessly demoralizing and I actually miss it. I'm a desperately ill woman.


juliana - Jun 04, 2008 2:10:42 pm PDT #1938 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

It's incredibly, relentlessly demoralizing and I actually miss it. I'm a desperately ill woman.

Clearly you are. That's why I sent you an audition notice.


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2008 2:13:42 pm PDT #1939 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, I have one of those too! *forwards to JZ*


DavidS - Jun 04, 2008 2:16:00 pm PDT #1940 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's incredibly, relentlessly demoralizing and I actually miss it.

"Thank you, Mr. Dorsey. Unfortunately you're not the right type for this role."

"I can be taller."

"Actually, we're looking for somebody shorter."

"I am shorter. I'm wearing lifts in my shoes."

"I'm sorry Mr. Dorsey, but we're looking for somebody different."

"I can be different!"

"Mr. Dorsey, we're looking for somebody else."


Pix - Jun 04, 2008 2:19:58 pm PDT #1941 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hee.


JZ - Jun 04, 2008 2:25:10 pm PDT #1942 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hey, I have one of those too! *forwards to JZ*

AH HA HA! Same exact one, in fact! Why am I not surprised?


Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2008 2:25:44 pm PDT #1943 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I suspected that!


juliana - Jun 04, 2008 2:32:26 pm PDT #1944 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

(For those playing along at home, the audition notice in question is for Pride and Succubus, which apparently "combines the longing and whimsy of Jane Austen romance with the blood thirst of vampires." I ask you, is that not made for JZ??)