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Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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DavidS - Jun 04, 2008 2:16:00 pm PDT #1940 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's incredibly, relentlessly demoralizing and I actually miss it.

"Thank you, Mr. Dorsey. Unfortunately you're not the right type for this role."

"I can be taller."

"Actually, we're looking for somebody shorter."

"I am shorter. I'm wearing lifts in my shoes."

"I'm sorry Mr. Dorsey, but we're looking for somebody different."

"I can be different!"

"Mr. Dorsey, we're looking for somebody else."

Pix - Jun 04, 2008 2:19:58 pm PDT #1941 of 10001

The status is NOT quo.

Hee.

JZ - Jun 04, 2008 2:25:10 pm PDT #1942 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Hey, I have one of those too! *forwards to JZ*

AH HA HA! Same exact one, in fact! Why am I not surprised?

Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2008 2:25:44 pm PDT #1943 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I suspected that!

juliana - Jun 04, 2008 2:32:26 pm PDT #1944 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

(For those playing along at home, the audition notice in question is for Pride and Succubus, which apparently "combines the longing and whimsy of Jane Austen romance with the blood thirst of vampires." I ask you, is that not made for JZ??)

amych - Jun 04, 2008 2:33:42 pm PDT #1945 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It is a Very Buffista Play, from the sound of it.

Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2008 2:35:48 pm PDT #1946 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm auditioning even though rehearsals would be pretty inconvenient. I miss doing theatre.

sj - Jun 04, 2008 3:15:44 pm PDT #1947 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(For those playing along at home, the audition notice in question is for Pride and Succubus, which apparently "combines the longing and whimsy of Jane Austen romance with the blood thirst of vampires." I ask you, is that not made for JZ??)

I need to see this play, preferably with JZ in it.

Cashmere - Jun 04, 2008 3:19:06 pm PDT #1948 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

Ellie is so huge!

And speaking of craxy growing babies...Olivia (mommy font)pooped in the potty today. Oof. She was extremely pleased with herself.

sj - Jun 04, 2008 3:23:04 pm PDT #1949 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Olivia!

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