Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - May 31, 2008 12:36:38 pm PDT #1356 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

diet coke:

also? Iris is snoring away, my butt is now asleep, and I have to pee.


hippocampus - May 31, 2008 12:52:27 pm PDT #1357 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

ps - the mad was in addition to all the other items that render someone uninsureable... what's next? sorry, can't insure you because you're: (a) female, (b) human, (c) breathing...

also - DH says hi


vw bug - May 31, 2008 12:53:22 pm PDT #1358 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

ps - the mad was in addition to all the other items that render someone uninsureable... what's next? sorry, can't insure you because you're: (a) female, (b) human, (c) breathing...

Yeah. That's despicable.


Nicole - May 31, 2008 12:55:56 pm PDT #1359 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I'm babysitting from noon until five today - which means that I have a little over an hour left until her parents come to pick her up. Dear Gods, let it go by quickly. Pleasepleaseplease.

Never. Again. From now on I'll be sticking with infants. No toddler rule is back in effect.


Cashmere - May 31, 2008 12:59:22 pm PDT #1360 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

BWAHAHAHA.

Nicole, I feel your pain.

On a daily basis.


brenda m - May 31, 2008 1:10:16 pm PDT #1361 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What's mindboggling is this:

The higher rate is based on a Caesarean costing an average of $2,700 more than a vaginal birth

So they're fucking with people's lives over a hypothetical cost that could be wiped out with a single sprained ankle anyway?


Nicole - May 31, 2008 1:10:40 pm PDT #1362 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I don't know how you do it, Cash. I just... I don't.

My usual rule is once they hit the one year mark, I'm out. No more babysitting, fewer visits to the house, etc. My girlfriend Laura, however, has these big brown eyes and she looks all sweet and innocent when she says, "Adison will just sit and play quietly the whole time we're gone."

LIAR! Cranky two year old crying jag since about 15 minutes after mommy and daddy left.


hippocampus - May 31, 2008 1:11:31 pm PDT #1363 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Cranky two year old crying jag since about 15 minutes after mommy and daddy left.

apply video stat.

t /badmommy


Nicole - May 31, 2008 1:17:49 pm PDT #1364 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

We've watched Bee Movie and Unaccompanied Minors. We've played Hand Adison One Piece Of Cereal At A Time. She's had two 4oz bottles because she hasn't been feeling good. She's tired as all heck, but she's just basically fighting sleep.

Can a two year old have grapes? Are there allergy issues with grapes and toddlers?


SuziQ - May 31, 2008 1:23:18 pm PDT #1365 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Trying to remember the advice on grapes. Can't think of allergy issues, just choking - so cut them in half?