Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - May 29, 2008 12:33:29 pm PDT #1019 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Raq, I had the EXACT same problem with O prior to my weekend. I went away for three days and DH ended up getting him dialed in on the last, great hurdle of the process. Owen, will, however, periodically refuse to wash his hands. Then there is the mom-blocking-the-door-until-the-hands-washed-crying-screaming fit.

My house has seen a procession of repair men today. Roto Rooter Dude fished out a wad of squished up cardboard out of the master bath toilet. Heating/Cooling Dude found the problem with the A/C--a tripped circuit breaker. D'OH! It only cost $85 for something we could have found ourselves.

Still waiting on a call back from computer repair and lawn care guy.


hippocampus - May 29, 2008 12:37:43 pm PDT #1020 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

periodically refuse to wash his hands. Then there is the mom-blocking-the-door-until-the-hands-washed-crying-screaming fit.

laughs and laughs and cries and cries.

we have the wipey wars in our house, on top of the hand wringing washing.

eta - turns out my neighbor is using the 'sink-the-cheerio' game to get her son interested. Probably not for your kiddos Cashmere - or is that what they've been doing....


Cashmere - May 29, 2008 12:43:23 pm PDT #1021 of 10001
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Nope, Sox, our last hurdle was of the sitting kind. He had totally nailed standing to pee, staying dry all night, the underpants issue, everything except sitting to drop a deuce. He'd scream and fight and hold it in for three days, until we plied him with fruit juice and apple sauce. DH made him a star chart and now he gets a star for every successful completion.

So what I'm saving in buying diapers/pullups, I'm now spending on the Roto Rooter.

I love how the universe evens things out.


Laga - May 29, 2008 12:49:53 pm PDT #1022 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

'sink-the-cheerio'

heh. I dated a guy in high school who had little battleships in his downstairs toilet. It was a little odd since the youngest boy in the house was 15.


hippocampus - May 29, 2008 12:52:07 pm PDT #1023 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

staying dry all night,

this is a dream in our house. A soggy dream.


Cashmere - May 29, 2008 12:59:21 pm PDT #1024 of 10001
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this is a dream in our house. A soggy dream.

Some of that might be physiological--don't kids have to produce a hormone or something that concentrates their urine overnight? I recall my BiL having that problem up until he was 5 or 6 and my MiL refused to have "strange chemicals squirted up his nose" since he'd eventually grow out of it. He did.

We have to limit liquids after 6 p.m.


omnis_audis - May 29, 2008 1:07:17 pm PDT #1025 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

MM awesome news. Now the whole house is got great jobs! Woot! Yippee!

I have nothing to say with the kids stuff, but it does make interesting reading.


Volans - May 29, 2008 1:14:26 pm PDT #1026 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Mal stays dry all night. He is thrilled with himself when he uses the potty, and is happy to wipe and flush. (Although since The Penis Must Never Be Touched the same cleaning wars we've had for 3 years continue). He knows he gets a sticker when he sits on the potty, and a REALLY COOL sticker when he actually uses it. He is the last kid in his class at daycare to be in pull-ups.

But he refuses to tell us when he needs to go, and will happily sit in his own refuse. When it's obvious he's pooing, he lies and says he isn't.

This is all going to come to a head (sorry) in about a week, because the summer program at daycare includes swimming...but only for the kids who are potty-trained.


Cashmere - May 29, 2008 1:18:47 pm PDT #1027 of 10001
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Oh, Raq, my sympathies. I hope the swimming is incentive enough.

When it's obvious he's pooing, he lies and says he isn't.

Isn't this just hilarious, though? This is how it goes

:spies Owen red-faced and grunting in a corner:
Me: Owen, are you pooping?
Owen: Guuuhhhhnnnn...nnnnooooooo.
Me: :eyeroll:


omnis_audis - May 29, 2008 1:40:08 pm PDT #1028 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm really liking this show we are working on right now. Good cast, great music, and cool in general. A good end to the season.