I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - May 29, 2008 1:07:17 pm PDT #1025 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

MM awesome news. Now the whole house is got great jobs! Woot! Yippee!

I have nothing to say with the kids stuff, but it does make interesting reading.


Volans - May 29, 2008 1:14:26 pm PDT #1026 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Mal stays dry all night. He is thrilled with himself when he uses the potty, and is happy to wipe and flush. (Although since The Penis Must Never Be Touched the same cleaning wars we've had for 3 years continue). He knows he gets a sticker when he sits on the potty, and a REALLY COOL sticker when he actually uses it. He is the last kid in his class at daycare to be in pull-ups.

But he refuses to tell us when he needs to go, and will happily sit in his own refuse. When it's obvious he's pooing, he lies and says he isn't.

This is all going to come to a head (sorry) in about a week, because the summer program at daycare includes swimming...but only for the kids who are potty-trained.


Cashmere - May 29, 2008 1:18:47 pm PDT #1027 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Oh, Raq, my sympathies. I hope the swimming is incentive enough.

When it's obvious he's pooing, he lies and says he isn't.

Isn't this just hilarious, though? This is how it goes

:spies Owen red-faced and grunting in a corner:
Me: Owen, are you pooping?
Owen: Guuuhhhhnnnn...nnnnooooooo.
Me: :eyeroll:


omnis_audis - May 29, 2008 1:40:08 pm PDT #1028 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm really liking this show we are working on right now. Good cast, great music, and cool in general. A good end to the season.


NoiseDesign - May 29, 2008 1:44:16 pm PDT #1029 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

It has been a pretty low stress tech so far.


§ ita § - May 29, 2008 1:46:01 pm PDT #1030 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cash, I closed up some of your HTML there. Hope I wasn't too intrusive off the trigger.


Laura - May 29, 2008 1:50:48 pm PDT #1031 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay for gainful employment, MM!

Susan, count me with the other spaced out kids. I was probably 30 before my mother stopped snapping her fingers in front of my face if she thought I was out there. I grew out of it by puberty. Had a bazillion tests, including a lumbar punch. All to be told it wasn't anything to be concerned about because I would grow out of it.


Connie Neil - May 29, 2008 1:57:17 pm PDT #1032 of 10001
brillig

If we were computers, the zone-outs would probably be accompanied by hourglasses on our screens while the hard drive light blinked furiously as it processed something. The brain has to catch up with itself sometime.


NoiseDesign - May 29, 2008 1:58:31 pm PDT #1033 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

So Mac people would have that annoying beach ball?


amych - May 29, 2008 2:00:23 pm PDT #1034 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

ooh... spinny... colors!

umm, yeah.