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BSG
Like if there were Raiders in Sector 5, could, like, ELLEN jump in a Viper and shoot them down?
Are you implying, you NOTORIOUSLY ABSENT COMMANDER (what was Bill THINKING?) that I am incapable of flying a Viper? I can fly anything. I probably have. Before you were born.
Saul? Saul, put down that bottle and PUNCH HIM for me.
BSG
I can fly anything.
Tell that to the Grand Lord of Kobol up there.
Saul? Saul, put down that bottle and PUNCH HIM for me.
Saul, you should know that I have befriended the local wildlife and they will fight to the death on my behalf, accompanied by stirring James Horner music.
BSG
Saul, you should know that I have befriended the local wildlife and they will fight to the death on my behalf, accompanied by stirring James Horner music.
Bear McCreary is crying right now, you heartless bastard. Saul, FIRE HIM. Saul? SAUL? Gods, passed out again.
BSG
Saul? Saul, put down that bottle and PUNCH HIM for me.
This is fantastic. It's like Ellen Tigh is keeping a trained bear as a bodyguard. A constantly sobbing bear in clown makeup.
BSG
Oh, can Boomer be my bodyguard? She's good with a gun. How's that chest looking, Ellen? Unusually bullet-free.
BSG
How's that chest looking, Ellen? Unusually bullet-free.
It is - lovely of you to notice, Commander.
BSG
Mrs. Tigh, you have just interpreted my threat of violence as a come-on. I don't know what that says about you.
Or rather, I know what that says about you, and I would prefer not to think about it.
BSG
Or rather, I know what that says about you, and I would prefer not to think about it.
I can tell you - Bill keeps saying I'm nothing but trouble. And I suppose I am. Drink?
BSG
I'd rather not. I'm afraid of where I might wake up, and in what condition.
BSG
I'd rather not. I'm afraid of where I might wake up, and in what condition.
These new men. SAUL was never this much of a coward. Well, ISN'T this much of a coward. RIGHT SAUL? SAUL?? Gods.