BSG

Saul, you should know that I have befriended the local wildlife and they will fight to the death on my behalf, accompanied by stirring James Horner music.

Bear McCreary is crying right now, you heartless bastard. Saul, FIRE HIM. Saul? SAUL? Gods, passed out again.

BSG

Saul? Saul, put down that bottle and PUNCH HIM for me.

This is fantastic. It's like Ellen Tigh is keeping a trained bear as a bodyguard. A constantly sobbing bear in clown makeup.

BSG

Oh, can Boomer be my bodyguard? She's good with a gun. How's that chest looking, Ellen? Unusually bullet-free.

BSG

How's that chest looking, Ellen? Unusually bullet-free.

It is - lovely of you to notice, Commander.

BSG

Mrs. Tigh, you have just interpreted my threat of violence as a come-on. I don't know what that says about you.

Or rather, I know what that says about you, and I would prefer not to think about it.

BSG

Or rather, I know what that says about you, and I would prefer not to think about it.

I can tell you - Bill keeps saying I'm nothing but trouble. And I suppose I am. Drink?

BSG

I'd rather not. I'm afraid of where I might wake up, and in what condition.

BSG

I'd rather not. I'm afraid of where I might wake up, and in what condition.

These new men. SAUL was never this much of a coward. Well, ISN'T this much of a coward. RIGHT SAUL? SAUL?? Gods.

BSG

Mrs. Tigh, you have just interpreted my threat of violence as a come-on. I don't know what that says about you.

Let the record show that women everywhere swoon at the sight of Helo's guns.

BSG

But I have nice legs. Oh yes, they calle me Felix "Two Legs" Gaeta, they do.