Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

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megan walker - Sep 07, 2010 2:04:52 pm PDT #7069 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

BSG

If someone else could XO me later, I could also draw yellow and scout at that point.

I have 8 cards at the moment, but they are not going to be much help in skill checks.


DeathQuaker - Sep 07, 2010 4:23:15 pm PDT #7070 of 26134
Illigitimi non carborundum

BSG

Very well, I XO Boomer with a request to scout, with all her special scouty magic. That is my Action; I play a G1.

I move to FTL for kicks and giggles, and because Mr. Gaeta hid my spare flask under the bulkhead there.


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 4:39:41 pm PDT #7071 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Thank you, Admiral. Ok, let's get it moving.

"Mr Gaeta, do we have the results of Boomer's scouting mission yet?"

"She's just popped back in range, sir. Boomer, what have you found? ...Boomer?"

"...I've found some very interesting results, Mr Gaeta. I've found that the history of mankind is a never-ending tale of warfare. I've found that the only constants of human nature are decadence and cruelty. And I've found that even after God visited His divine punishment upon the Colonies, the remnants refuse to repent. Corruption, greed and depravity pervade the fleet, from the lowliest ship rats to the highest office. Humanity has been passed through the testing fire, and its true character -- its shame -- stands revealed. You have fled your homes, you have tried to leave behind the evidence of your sin, but you cannot escape the judgment of the True God! This is my message to the Fleet! The One God sees your sin!"

"Uh... sir? Her raptor is broadcasting to the rest of the fleet. We -- We can't jam it. It's some kind of code, it's -- Admiral! The civilian ships are moving -- towards the Cylons!"

"Frak! Scramble vipers, get them between the civvies and those raiders. Decode that signal now, Gaeta!"

"I think I've got it, sir. Sending it to you now."

"What the frak is she sending to those ships? What the -- "CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE"?! The Hell?"

Action 1: Check out ships B and C, and move them to Sector 4.
Action 2: Reveal loyalty card: You Are A Cylon - Can Damage Galactica.
Don't mind if I do. Mr Mod, might I request a selection of damage tokens? Ta ever so.

Signed,

Boomer Go Boom Boom


megan walker - Sep 07, 2010 4:54:32 pm PDT #7072 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

BSG

DAMN. It's like déjà vu all over again.


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 4:57:58 pm PDT #7073 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

DAMN.

I think you mean "HOT DAMN". I mean, come on. That was sexy!

It's like déjà vu all over again.

You've encountered ceiling cat-related incidents before, I take it.


megan walker - Sep 07, 2010 5:00:56 pm PDT #7074 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

BSG

It's almost as if someone is talking, but there's no one there.


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 5:04:59 pm PDT #7075 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

It's almost as if someone is talking, but there's no one there.

Whoa. Talk about déjà vu, this is just like my birthday.


Kalshane - Sep 07, 2010 5:39:48 pm PDT #7076 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

BSG

Well, frak.

I've got some ideas on what to do next, but I guess we have to see what part of the ship she decides to blow up first.


megan walker - Sep 07, 2010 5:53:47 pm PDT #7077 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

BSG

I've got some ideas on what to do next, but I guess we have to see what part of the ship she decides to blow up first.

Also, what crisis card we get.


NoiseDesign - Sep 07, 2010 8:46:26 pm PDT #7078 of 26134
Our wings are not tired

BSG

Thoughts on how to move next? If someone can XO me I can use my once per game to get 6 vipers in the air or to just move and attack.