If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


megan walker - Sep 07, 2010 5:00:56 pm PDT #7074 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

BSG

It's almost as if someone is talking, but there's no one there.


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 5:04:59 pm PDT #7075 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

It's almost as if someone is talking, but there's no one there.

Whoa. Talk about déjà vu, this is just like my birthday.


Kalshane - Sep 07, 2010 5:39:48 pm PDT #7076 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

BSG

Well, frak.

I've got some ideas on what to do next, but I guess we have to see what part of the ship she decides to blow up first.


megan walker - Sep 07, 2010 5:53:47 pm PDT #7077 of 26134
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

BSG

I've got some ideas on what to do next, but I guess we have to see what part of the ship she decides to blow up first.

Also, what crisis card we get.


NoiseDesign - Sep 07, 2010 8:46:26 pm PDT #7078 of 26134
Our wings are not tired

BSG

Thoughts on how to move next? If someone can XO me I can use my once per game to get 6 vipers in the air or to just move and attack.


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 9:45:42 pm PDT #7079 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

The mod's sent me my choice of damage tokens. It is just like my birthday.

"Apollo, shoot Boomer's raptor down! Do it now!"

"Admiral? You-- you want me to take out Boomer?"

"She's been playing us! Get her before she destroys anything else!"

"Sir, she's alongside the FTL Control. There's a risk I could damage --"

"Just do it! That's an order!"

t crackle "Well, Admiral, I can tell when I'm not wanted. It's been fun, gotta run. Ta-ta!"

"Sir, she's spooling up to jump! She's too close to the ship, it'll --"

t Boomer's raptor jumps away, tearing a hole in the FTL Control, and taking with it Admiral Tigh's secret stash. Sadly, at that very moment Admiral Tigh had been getting intimate with said secret stash.

"NOOO!! MY BOOZE, MY BOOOOZE!!"

Orders: Play Damage tokens: FTL Control, Food Resource. -1 Food, FTL Control damaged, Tigh to Sickbay.

Final order of business, I discard the following cards:
Yellow 1
Yellow 1
Purple 2
Purple 2
Red 1

(See? I really did have two scouting missions. Would I steer you wrong?)


omnis_audis - Sep 07, 2010 10:00:37 pm PDT #7080 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

Wow! :: eats popcorn ::

...

Oh crap, right. I'm the GM. Can't just watch. I gotta take care of business.

As Boomer mentioned, FTL is out of business. Food took a ding. Tigh is in sickbay (maybe sobering up a bit?).

And I thought it meant of end of turn recap. Alas. This isn't Boomers turn, it's sickboy Admiral! So we get to play a crisis card. Oh wait, Boomer said she'd scout that puppy out... huh... I think she used all her actions already. Should we let her scout it anyway? OK, maybe not. Let's see what the Gods of Kobol have in mind for you!

Low Supplies

7 GY

Details to be e-mailed.

Good news, you have half as many folks trying to spike the check! Sweet, huh?


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 10:37:28 pm PDT #7081 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Raider activation! I love it when a plan comes together.


omnis_audis - Sep 07, 2010 10:54:44 pm PDT #7082 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

hush you! don't be a gloating toaster.


billytea - Sep 07, 2010 11:48:51 pm PDT #7083 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We shall call it "gloaster".

No gloating, it was just a 50/50 call whether moving those ships was going to work. Excited it paid off.