There's something about a food that moves all by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Joyce ,'Never Leave Me'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

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Kalshane - Oct 10, 2009 11:31:35 am PDT #4450 of 26134
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Apollo, you've barely had time to fondle your warhead before you join Zarek, Helo and Tigh in custody.

Aw, man. I didn't even get a chance to finish polishing my new insignia.


StuntHusband - Oct 10, 2009 12:18:27 pm PDT #4451 of 26134
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark

Aw, man. I didn't even get a chance to finish polishing my new insignia.

A spot-on impression of Whiny!Apollo


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 10, 2009 12:20:29 pm PDT #4452 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

Now let's see his version of BrainsDecoratingTheWall!Apollo


omnis_audis - Oct 10, 2009 12:42:43 pm PDT #4453 of 26134
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

At least we brigged him before he got fat. Boy was that a bad fat suit. And, hopefully, now the Presidents will pummel him instead of me.


billytea - Oct 10, 2009 4:01:18 pm PDT #4454 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Hey, look at that, Starbuck has a Secret Destiny. Apparently her secret destiny is to be Pam Ewing. You wake up and find that Jammed Assault was all a dream. Phew! Let's see what you get instead.

Water Shortage - E
President's Choice

This is what happens when you let Bobby Ewing take a year-long shower.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 10, 2009 4:14:30 pm PDT #4455 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

I can save you time here, BT. I'll take Option 1 -1 Food.


billytea - Oct 10, 2009 4:24:54 pm PDT #4456 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

The President has decreed, scotch and water ruins two good things. He'd rather ruin just one good thing.

You lose 1 Food; Food is now at 5.

Cylon Activation has no effect, as you are not under attack.

Jump Prep advances by 1.

Finally, President Tigh has but 1 card left. He instantly drinks it, then gets back to beating Apollo, with Helo. (It was a Green 2).

That concludes Starbuck's turn. President Tigh, I'm sending you your card draw. When you're ready, please post your action.


billytea - Oct 10, 2009 4:28:37 pm PDT #4457 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

End-of-turn summary:

Round 3.6 - Starbuck

Locations and Hands
Tigh: Brig; 0 card(s)
Apollo: Brig; 0 card(s)
Chief: Admiral's Quarters; 0 card(s)
Zarek: Brig; 4 card(s)
Helo: Brig; 7 card(s)
Starbuck: Admiral's Quarters; 2 card(s)

Sectors
Sector 1: Empty
Sector 2: Empty
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: Empty
Sector 5: Empty
Sector 6: Empty

Resources
Fuel: 2
Food: 5
Morale: 9
Population: 4
Viper Reserves: 0
Damaged Vipers: 5
Raptors: 4
Boarding Party: 0

Other
Nukes: 1
Jump Track: 1 (Red)
Distance Travelled: 5
Galactica Damage: None


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Oct 10, 2009 4:57:40 pm PDT #4458 of 26134
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

BSG

Being in the Brig, I have no Move. My Action is to play my Quorum card...

***Tigh***

Hey, Zarek! Wipe that sour look off yer face! Yer getting released! Tol' yer I hadda paperwork unna' way. Heh heh. Hah!

***

Zarek is released from Brig and sent to a location on Galactica of my choosing. I send him to the Research Lab.

The next two players are Cylons and we are beginning to even the odds, y'hear? Lookin' forward to seeing you soon, Tyrol.


billytea - Oct 10, 2009 5:32:32 pm PDT #4459 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Zarek has received a Presidential Pardon. All is forgiven! You have been moved to the Research Lab.

Since President Tigh is still in the Brig, he doesn't draw a Crisis card and this concludes his turn. Captain Apollo, please let me know which cards you would like to draw for your turn.