BSG

I stick with what I said, I have no desire to brig anyone and with 5 cards played I think we're good and safe. If we're not, blame destiny.

I play no cards.

BSG

Results are in!

Yellow 1
Yellow 2
Green 1
Green 2
Green 2
Purple 1
Purple 3

Tally: 8 - 4 = 4. Fail! There's going to be a brigging. Members of the crew, express your shock and surprise as Pradmiral Tigh picks convicted criminal, former President Zarek, to savour the hospitality of the Brig.

Let's deal with the rest of the card.

Cylon: raiders. The last raider shoots, forlornly, at Apollo.

Die roll: 1. You can tell his heart isn't in it.

Jump Prep: yes. You have reached your first jump! I'm sending a choice of destinations to the Pradmiral. Pradmiral Tigh, when you're ready please post your choice.

BSG

Well, I wasn't in favor of a brigging, but apparently Tigh is all too happy to ensure Zarek spends some time behind bars. I'm sure Tigh will address the fleet soon.

BSG

The Pradmiral has chosen. Your new location is:

Barren Planet

All ships disappear off the board. The two pilots land on the Hangar Deck. This concludes Pradmiral Tigh's turn. Captain Apollo, I'm sending you your cards. When you're ready, please post your move and action.

BSG

End-of-turn summary:

Round 2.1 - Tigh

Locations and Hands
Tigh: Administration; 3 card(s)
Apollo: Hangar Deck; 2 card(s)
Chief: Weapons Control; 3 card(s)
Zarek: Brig; 0 card(s)
Helo: Caprica; 4 card(s)
Starbuck: Hangar Deck; 5 card(s)

Sectors
Sector 1: Empty
Sector 2: Empty
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: Empty
Sector 5: Empty
Sector 6: Empty

Resources
Fuel: 6
Food: 8
Morale: 9
Population: 10
Viper Reserves: 8
Damaged Vipers: 0
Raptors: 4
Boarding Party: 0

Other
Nukes: 2
Jump Track: 0 (Red)
Distance Travelled: 2
Galactica Damage: None

BSG

Move Research Lab. Draw 1 Blue card. (We're not under attack, so there doesn't seem to be much else to do.)

BSG

Not that you're not doing a good job, Pradmiral, but it might be better for the sake of morale in the fleet to separate the Admiral and President postions now that it's quiet.

BSG

Good idea. Always good to take care of these things when it's quiet.

Apollo's Crisis Card is:

Besieged
Cylon Attack!

Apollo uses his Alert Viper Pilot ability to jump into one of the RSVs. Apollo, you get an additional action. When you're ready, please post your orders.

BSG

***Tigh***

"Colonial fleet, this is Gal- ... Colonial One Actual, President Admiral Tigh speaking. We have escaped the recent Cylon attack with no casualties. Unfortunately our jump has taken us to a completely barren rock which I'm sure will give the whiners in the Quorum something to keep themselves busy with for the next few meetings. BUT, with any luck this worthless location isn't even on the Cylon's charts and we can fire up our FTLs again before any toasters decide to show their alloyed faces.

However, there is news of a more serious nature. As you know, Mr. Zarek ran for office on the platform of ensuring fair trade within the ships of the fleet. However, documentation has come to light that suggests Mr. Zarek was actually involved in price-fixing and falsely limiting supplies to raise tensions within the fleet that he could then appear to appease as he took office.

This documentation is being collated and verified and Mr. Zarek will appear before a tribunal at the first opportunity. Accordingly, Ex -President Zarek has been placed under arrest and is being held in the brig. Next time try not to vote for the ex-terrorist.

Okay, get to work, people. We want to be out of here before - What? Already? Frak me, battle stations, people!"

Private line to Apollo

"We'll worry about the Presidency once we've cleared up this frakking mess."

***

BSG

Frak!

"All viper pilots, this is the CAG. I don't care what you're doing, but I need every available bird in the air yesterday."

I think now would be a very good time to use my once per game ability. Launch 6 RSVs into sector 6, please.

ETA: This what I get for saying it was quiet, isn't it?