Is the Gelatinous Cube in there?
Of course! As are the rules for using it as a combat mount.
Also, you must continue to the sequel article, if for nothing else than to tell me whether or not that's Liv Tyler.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue
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Volans - Jul 28, 2009 7:49:31 am PDT #3025 of 26133
move out and draw fire
Sean K - Jul 28, 2009 8:05:34 am PDT #3026 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
As are the rules for using it as a combat mount.
!!!!!
Head go boom. I have no memory of these rules, but I have played so much D&D over the last 30 years, there's no way I could have *not* run across them at some point. I must have blocked it out.
Volans - Jul 28, 2009 8:12:30 am PDT #3027 of 26133
move out and draw fire
I've been laughing so hard at the second article that my mascara is running.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2009 8:54:16 am PDT #3028 of 26133
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Duckbunnies?
And THREE kinds of killer squirrels!
StuntHusband - Jul 28, 2009 8:55:48 am PDT #3029 of 26133
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
And THREE kinds of killer squirrels!
Can't ever have too many killer squirrels.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2009 8:57:29 am PDT #3030 of 26133
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
For those times when you not only want to kill the party, but you want to do it in the most humiliating way possible.
StuntHusband - Jul 28, 2009 8:59:05 am PDT #3031 of 26133
Electromagnetic candy! - Stark
For those times when you not only want to kill the party, but you want to do it in the most humiliating way possible.
Actually, I'd fall back to the gelatinous cube.
Just have them pursued by one relentlessly - albeit slowly - until they pass out from exhaustion (or ennui; I'm not choosy), and have them slowly GLOMMMMMMMED to death.
Laga - Jul 28, 2009 9:01:49 am PDT #3032 of 26133
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I am not sending these articles to my two biggest gaming pals because both of them are GMing for me and I don't want to give them any silly ideas.
Oh I'm so glad he was forced into playing the game. I felt he was missing the intentional humor in some of the monsters (i.e. Wolf-in-Sheep's-Clothing) and I felt sorry for him missing out on the big fun.
Volans - Jul 28, 2009 9:08:00 am PDT #3033 of 26133
move out and draw fire
I'm running Rappan Athuk, and it's basically taken directly from those articles.
Seriously. First level had a mimic who'd been permanently turned into a big pile of shit as his base state...he mimics a clean white toilet seat to lure the PCs in, and then they're fighting poo.
(They've named him the Dick Cheney monster).
I'm trying to run it as a comedy now; it's all I can do with it.
Laga - Jul 28, 2009 9:13:39 am PDT #3034 of 26133
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I love comedy adventures. Come to think of it I've never had a gaming session that didn't degenerate into hysterical laughter at some point in the evening. And we're running standard modules. But our characters have names like Rusterford Shackleford and Perra Panteese.