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billytea - Aug 01, 2015 1:09:17 pm PDT #24599 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Not in the base game. There's an expansion with optional rules that allow it under certain circumstances. (But you can still only take over military worlds.)


Connie Neil - Aug 01, 2015 2:25:03 pm PDT #24600 of 26133
brillig

Well, what the heck good are my Plague Worlds and Malevolent Lifeforms if I can't sic them on a nice, unsuspecting Artist Colony or Galactic Resort?


chrismg - Aug 01, 2015 3:44:12 pm PDT #24601 of 26133
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

Pssst - Connie is the Evil Empire. Pass it on!


billytea - Aug 01, 2015 6:17:08 pm PDT #24602 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

RftG

Pssst - Connie is the Evil Empire. Pass it on!

Pfft, like that's news. Meanwhile, I have everyone's orders for Phase III. omnis wants no part of this. No world for him.

askye settles Empath World. This is a non-military Green windfall world, costing 1 discard. However, with Replicant Robots, that cost goes to 0. Empath World, aside from starting with a Green good in place, reduces askye's military strength by 1, to -1. Alpha Centauri renames itself the Hippie Empire.

Connie plays Lost Alien Warship. This Yellow windfall world adds 2 to her military strength, for a total of 5. It's good to be the Evil Empire. However, this is a military world, and it takes 5 strength to settle it in the first place. Connie does so by discarding her New Military Tactics.

chrismg chose this Phase, and settles Pirate World (yarr). Yon world be a 3-strength military world; chrismg settles it via Contact Specialist for 2 discards (the rest of his hand), making use of the pirates' well-known love of negotiation. This is a Blue windfall world. chrismg chose this Phase, so he draws a card after settling.

Phase IV is next.


billytea - Aug 01, 2015 6:48:57 pm PDT #24603 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

RftG

Phase IV! omnis has 2 Blue goods and 1 Brown good. He consumes the Brown good on Terraforming Robots for 1 VP and 1 card, and one of the Blue goods on Epsilon Eridani for the same. The last Blue good goes to Consumer Markets for 1 VP. Total: 3 VPs and 2 cards.

For askye, I have a correction. I put her down as choosing Phase IV ($); in fact, she chooses Phase IV (x2), to double her VPs from consumption. She has just one Consume power, so she consumes the Comet Zone good on Prosperous World for 1 VP. That gets doubled to 2 VPs.

Connie chose Phase IV ($), and trades her new Yellow good for five cards. However, her new Export Duties adds 1 to that; she draws six cards. She has no Consume powers, so the Green good on Malevolent Lifeforms remains there for another round.

chrismg consumes the good on Earth's Lost Colony for 1 VP. He has only one Consume power, so the goods on Spice World and Pirate World stay where they are.


billytea - Aug 01, 2015 6:51:51 pm PDT #24604 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

RftG

That concludes Round 6, so it's time to crank up Round 7. Everyone, please send me your choice of action card.


billytea - Aug 01, 2015 6:52:46 pm PDT #24605 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

RftG

End-of-round summary:

Round 6
omnis_audis
Layout
Epsilon Eridani (Non-Military World)
Rebel Fuel Cache (Military Brown Windfall World)
Interstellar Bank (Development)
Terraforming Robots (Development)
Gem World (Non-Military Blue Production World)
New Survivalists (Military Blue Production World)
Consumer Markets (Development)

Cards in Hand: 4
Victory Points: 4

askye
Layout
Alpha Centauri (Non-Military Brown Windfall World)
Investment Credits (Development)
Comet Zone (Non-Military Brown Production World)
Prosperous World (Non-Military Blue Production World) + good
Replicant Robots (Development)
Empath World (Non-Military Green Windfall World) + good

Cards in Hand: 1
Victory Points: 4

Connie Neil
Layout
New Sparta (Military World)
Former Penal Colony (Military Blue Windfall World)
Malevolent Lifeforms (Military Green Production World) + good
Lost Alien Warship (Military Yellow Windfall World)
Export Duties (Development)

Cards in Hand: 7
Victory Points: 0

chrismg
Layout
Earth's Lost Colony (Non-Military Blue Production World)
Interstellar Bank (Development)
Contact Specialist (Development)
Spice World (Non-Military Blue Production World) + good
Avian Uplift Race (Military Green Windfall World)
Galactic Federation (6-Cost Development)
Pirate World (Military Blue Windfall World) + good

Cards in Hand: 1
Victory Points: 2

VP Pool: 38


Connie Neil - Aug 01, 2015 7:08:38 pm PDT #24606 of 26133
brillig

I thing chrismg has this game figured out. Is there a Munchkin option, where we can gang up on people?

I'm not sure where this sudden bloodthirstiness came from.


billytea - Aug 02, 2015 2:06:53 pm PDT #24607 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

RftG

Round 7 is ready to go, and here are the choices:

omnis: Phase V - Produce
askye: Phase IV ($) - Consume (Trade)
Connie Neil: Phase II - Develop
chrismg: Phase IV ($) - Consume (Trade)

We will therefore resolve Phases II, IV and V, with Phase II (Develop) on first. omnis and chrismg both get a card draw due to Interstellar Bank. Everyone, please put in your orders.


chrismg - Aug 02, 2015 2:22:16 pm PDT #24608 of 26133
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

I'm not sure where this sudden bloodthirstiness came from.

What else could we expect from the Empire of Malevolent Spartan Ex-Cons?