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Holy crap I completely forgot I have a smoking hot invisible girlfriend.

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1) Mr Raq, you are a tease!

2) Laga, how do you forget that!?!?

Ha, was Head!Six one of the options to play? You could only play her when she was being hallucinated. Hee.

(OH HAI, I IZ LURKER!)

Laga, how do you forget that!?!?

I haven't watched the show since midway through season 2. Honestly I picture myself lit from below in a big wing chair on top of a dais.

Snerk.

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Crap. Late in editing, the visual director noticed that once again (thanks slinky red dress!) Tricia Helfer was completely flaunting nip in the medium shot with James Callis; big as a tea saucer. Unfortunately, Callis had already flown to California to hang with David Letterman (again), and so the scene couldn't be reshot. The producers refused to let the scene go forward as none of them wanted to be responsible for Sen. Hatch calling for the banning of BSG and/or masturbating to death, so they brought in the F/X guys who used what was in the can, plus their own wizardry, to produce the alternate (official) scene.

Scene: Interior of Baltar's lab aboard the Galactica. Baltar sits behind rows of test tubes and peers into computer monitor. Camera front and stage right, Galactica intercom squawk box in focus over stage left shoulder.

Sound cue: squawk box crackling to life.

Baltar: Reacts, flinch and guilty glance over shoulder.

Apollo's voice (distorted) from intercom: "Frak it, Dr. Baltar, we're fighting for our lives out here! Do you have those results yet or not?"

Baltar: (distracted) "What? Yes, right, Captain Adama. Of course! So sorry. I have the results right here, and, well, the test is very clear. There is no doubt about it, I'm afraid."

Close up of computer monitor with hands on keyboard (note: continuity, make sure they aren't a woman's this time.) F/X insert shows a lot of fancy schematics, but at top we see the name Adama, William, and in the center a flashing box superimposed over the graphics flashes CYLON repeatedly.

Voice over (note: use that Aussie intern. Who can tell the difference in those accents?)as camera slow zoom to flashing red CYLON on screen:

"He completely checks out, Captain. 100% human."

Swell music then hang final note and

screen dark

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Okay, for reals -- looks like the Admiral is human.

For now, anyway.

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While we wait on Apollo's report, here is the end of turn summary:

Round 1.5 - Apollo

Locations and Hands
Boomer: Sector 1; 3 card(s)
Adama: Weapons Control; 4 card(s)
Roslin: President's Office; 6 card(s)
Baltar: Research Lab; 4 card(s)
Apollo: Sector 4; 5 card(s)

Sectors
Sector 1: 1 Basestar(s)
Sector 2: Empty
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: 3 Raider(s)
Sector 5: 1 RSV(s), Civilians A B
Sector 6: 1 RSV(s)

Resources
Fuel: 8
Food: 8
Morale: 9
Population: 12
Viper Reserves: 4
Damaged Vipers: 0
Raptors: 4

Other
Nukes: 1
Jump Track: 3 (Blue)
Distance Travelled: 0
Galactica Damage: None

Salient points: Morale is now at 9. Apollo now shares his space with 3 raiders.

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It is now Boomer's turn. I've sent her card draw; Boomer, when you're ready, please post your move and action.

Conquer Club is not at all good for my blood pressure. Stoopid dice! I hate them, I hate them, I hate them!