Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

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billytea - Jun 08, 2009 6:33:20 pm PDT #2148 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

I do the rolls. Which, having received interrupts, I will now do:

Attack 1: 1. Miss.
Attack 2: 6. Miss.
Attack 3: 5. Miss.
Attack 4: 2. Miss.

Let the record show that Boomer couldn't hit the side of a barn basestar.

Next up: crisis!

Cylon Screenings
Current player's choice.

Apollo, please post your choice when ready.


omnis_audis - Jun 08, 2009 6:53:44 pm PDT #2149 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

Gorrum it! Guess I'm not used to that red button. Raptors don't have them, y'know!


billytea - Jun 08, 2009 6:57:29 pm PDT #2150 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Gorrum it! Guess I'm not used to that red button. Raptors don't have them, y'know!

So... wait. You were just flying up to the basestar and making 'pew pew' noises while pointing at it? On the plus side, I think we know why it didn't bother shooting back.


omnis_audis - Jun 08, 2009 7:00:55 pm PDT #2151 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

Boomer to CAG Apollo. That's a tough one sir. But based on my observation here: omnis_audis " Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue" Jun 8, 2009 8:47:51 am PDT failing might not be so bad. No clue what the -1 morale impact is like this early, as this is my first time playing and all.

As for the skill check. I'm afraid I am not able to help.


omnis_audis - Jun 08, 2009 7:02:28 pm PDT #2152 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

So... wait. You were just flying up to the basestar and making 'pew pew' noises while pointing at it? On the plus side, I think we know why it didn't bother shooting back.
Wait? That's not how it works? FRAK! NOooo! Clearly I was doing SOMETHING! I did get a 5 & 6 in there. Those other two rolls might have been some 'pew pew' moments.


Laga - Jun 08, 2009 8:43:36 pm PDT #2153 of 26133
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

BSG

Baltar says: Of course as an expert on cylon identification I can help with this skill check... a little.


Sean K - Jun 08, 2009 9:06:57 pm PDT #2154 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Don't worry, Boomer. This airlock with your name stenciled on it is just your personal launch tube.


omnis_audis - Jun 08, 2009 10:27:09 pm PDT #2155 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

BSG

Mdm President, those cards weren't mine. I played none. The two folks in vipers are clear of the extra negative card (assuming both deck cards were negative).

Apollo, I'm worried one or more of our leadership are bread burners.


Volans - Jun 09, 2009 2:19:14 am PDT #2156 of 26133
move out and draw fire

BSG

Again with the YG checks. I can't help much.


Random McNasty - Jun 09, 2009 4:01:04 am PDT #2157 of 26133
AKA Raq's Husband

BSG

Boomer, Apollo. Great shooting, you Raptor weenie. Change of plan. Engage your viper's "oscillation overthruster" and try and fly through the Basestar. Seriously, all vipers have oscillation overthrusters and you'll do this great micron electroscope effect thingie and then come out the other side. It'll be fine. Really.

Baltar, Apollo. Fire up the bunsen burner, we're about to give your test a try. Madam President? Admiral? Anyone care to be the first subject?

BSG I'm going to try the crisis, but I suggest we intentionally tank it. We've had a miraculous first round; we've nearly gotten through the turn without a single bad effect, so a -1 morale is sustainable. Plus, it will give us some insight as to the current loyalty of our leadership, which can't hurt. Also, I hate to discard ten cards as a group, if for no reason other than I don't particularly want to spend another entire turn fighting cylon raiders and crises with two cards in my hand.