Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Sean K - May 20, 2009 9:46:07 am PDT #1865 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Computerized Risk completely solves the time problem for the most part. The computer does all the time consuming physical labor of counting and placing pieces. It's startling how much time that takes.

I'm at work right now, but as soon ask get a break, I will start and/or join some games.


megan walker - May 20, 2009 9:50:02 am PDT #1866 of 26133
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Yes, but then you're playing on a computer.

t /luddite


Sean K - May 20, 2009 10:15:24 am PDT #1867 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Well if you really want to spend some time manipulating tiny board game pieces, remind me to break out Panzer Leader the next time you're down here.


Frankenbuddha - May 20, 2009 10:42:04 am PDT #1868 of 26133
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My favorite tabletop strategy game is History of the World. But you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it.

I also played many, MANY hours of Axis and Allies. Eventually we started futzing around with turn sequence rules and initial resource allocations. I once had a Russian aircraft carrier as a result, which was the most absurd thing ever.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 20, 2009 11:32:38 am PDT #1869 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I have no love for Risk. No matter how good your strategy, it still comes down to dice rolls.

Okay, I really don't think it's a fair fight when the other guy has a bear and a dog on his side. Booooo. (Click to watch me get pummeled.)

Yeah, that happens. I've only beaten a Brute who had a bear once but it was close. Still, the imbalances make it fun. If the game was perfectly balanced it'd be dreary.


Volans - May 20, 2009 11:42:49 am PDT #1870 of 26133
move out and draw fire

Yes, but then you're playing on a computer.

And you can't send your vanquished foes into the guacamole with a supercilious flick of your fingers.

History of the World. But you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it

Repunctuated:

History of the World: you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 20, 2009 12:41:35 pm PDT #1871 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Raq! Are you ready to learn from the devastating fury that is Death Spigot? [link]


billytea - May 20, 2009 4:41:19 pm PDT #1872 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My best favorite strategy game remains Dune.

This is a game I would love to play. I have a copy, but no gaming group.

My favorite tabletop strategy game is History of the World. But you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it.

Another one I quite enjoy, but it's pretty heavily dependent on the card draws. Getting Rome is a big advantage, though there's time to try to pull them back afterwards. In the final round, though, if someone halfway in the running gets Britain, there's not a lot you can do about it.

A game with a similar feel, but somewhat more balanced, is Britannia. Each player controls about four different groups, active at different times, covering the period from the Roman invasion to the Norman invasion. (Yellow, for instance, gets the Romans and then Romano-British, with a supporting cast of the Scots, the Dubliners and Harald Hardrada's Norwegians.) I feel Red has a bit of an advantage (they get the Saxons), but not by much. It's quite possible for any player to take the game.


Volans - May 21, 2009 3:30:55 am PDT #1873 of 26133
move out and draw fire

OK, because it took me so long to join Death Spigot's school, I contributed three brutes: DePunch Mode, who is lame, and Darth Nane and Darth Nocuous, who are scary. Here's Darth Nocuous' second fight ever, and it's a two-hit fight: [link]


NoiseDesign - May 21, 2009 3:52:37 am PDT #1874 of 26133
Our wings are not tired

Sean and Omnis, I have a private game set up on Conquer Club and am waiting for both of you to join. You should have private messages to that effect over on Conquer Club.