Niska: Mr. Reynolds? You died, Mr. Reynolds. Mal: Seemed like the thing to do.

'War Stories'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 20, 2009 11:32:38 am PDT #1869 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I have no love for Risk. No matter how good your strategy, it still comes down to dice rolls.

Okay, I really don't think it's a fair fight when the other guy has a bear and a dog on his side. Booooo. (Click to watch me get pummeled.)

Yeah, that happens. I've only beaten a Brute who had a bear once but it was close. Still, the imbalances make it fun. If the game was perfectly balanced it'd be dreary.


Volans - May 20, 2009 11:42:49 am PDT #1870 of 26133
move out and draw fire

Yes, but then you're playing on a computer.

And you can't send your vanquished foes into the guacamole with a supercilious flick of your fingers.

History of the World. But you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it

Repunctuated:

History of the World: you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 20, 2009 12:41:35 pm PDT #1871 of 26133
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Raq! Are you ready to learn from the devastating fury that is Death Spigot? [link]


billytea - May 20, 2009 4:41:19 pm PDT #1872 of 26133
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My best favorite strategy game remains Dune.

This is a game I would love to play. I have a copy, but no gaming group.

My favorite tabletop strategy game is History of the World. But you really need a whole afternoon (at least) to get through it.

Another one I quite enjoy, but it's pretty heavily dependent on the card draws. Getting Rome is a big advantage, though there's time to try to pull them back afterwards. In the final round, though, if someone halfway in the running gets Britain, there's not a lot you can do about it.

A game with a similar feel, but somewhat more balanced, is Britannia. Each player controls about four different groups, active at different times, covering the period from the Roman invasion to the Norman invasion. (Yellow, for instance, gets the Romans and then Romano-British, with a supporting cast of the Scots, the Dubliners and Harald Hardrada's Norwegians.) I feel Red has a bit of an advantage (they get the Saxons), but not by much. It's quite possible for any player to take the game.


Volans - May 21, 2009 3:30:55 am PDT #1873 of 26133
move out and draw fire

OK, because it took me so long to join Death Spigot's school, I contributed three brutes: DePunch Mode, who is lame, and Darth Nane and Darth Nocuous, who are scary. Here's Darth Nocuous' second fight ever, and it's a two-hit fight: [link]


NoiseDesign - May 21, 2009 3:52:37 am PDT #1874 of 26133
Our wings are not tired

Sean and Omnis, I have a private game set up on Conquer Club and am waiting for both of you to join. You should have private messages to that effect over on Conquer Club.


omnis_audis - May 21, 2009 6:27:51 am PDT #1875 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hi ND, nope, no private message, and the game requires password, which is probably what the message tells me. eta Username is OmnisAudis (no underscore). I wonder if that was the hitch.


Sean K - May 21, 2009 6:34:18 am PDT #1876 of 26133
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Some quick tips for you other Conquer Club players --

If you want to find all games with ND, click on his name, which will take you to his profile page, where you should be able to click on Find All Games With This Player, and it will take you to a page with all games he's in.


omnis_audis - May 21, 2009 7:02:01 am PDT #1877 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I did a search for games, and in the bottom field of user, put his name in, that did it too.


omnis_audis - May 21, 2009 8:28:02 am PDT #1878 of 26133
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

sure, NoiseDesign is actually working today. Me? Not so much. All that means, no testing of the Conquer Club.