...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

A thread for the discussion of games: board, LARP, MMORPG, video, tabletop RPG, game theory etc. etc. and all attendant news, developments and ancillary subjects thereof, as well as coordinating/scheduling games either online or IRL. All are welcome to chime in, talk about their favorite games or learn about gaming of any sort.

PLEASE TO WHITEFONT SPOILERS for video games, RPG modules or anything for which foreknowledge of events might lessen one's enjoyment of whatever gaming experience.


omnis_audis - Jan 23, 2009 12:09:35 pm PST #1519 of 26132
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

is the only difference between the Xbox 360 System & Xbox 360 Arcade the hard drive and $100? Just coming up with options in case they want to charge crazy dollars to repair mine.


Pix - Jan 23, 2009 6:35:08 pm PST #1520 of 26132
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Omnis, ND says yes, basically, but the arcade has only a wired contoller (but you already have a wireless, so that shouldn't matter) and comes with fewer games.


Laga - Jan 24, 2009 5:51:54 pm PST #1521 of 26132
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I got home to an empty house and therefore my first chance to try the wii. I started out feeling kind of dumb re: Metroid since I've never played it before but it's the only game we have so far so I persevered until I was really loving it. Being a ball rocks!.. until I got to the first puzzle I couldn't solve in ten tries and now I hate it.


hippocampus - Jan 24, 2009 6:12:43 pm PST #1522 of 26132
not your mom's socks.

We played Tigris & Euphrates tonight with sparky DH and it was awesome fun.


Pix - Jan 24, 2009 10:42:42 pm PST #1523 of 26132
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh dear.

So ND just set me up with an XBox Live account, which meant that my normal gamertag (Pixie) needed to be updated since it's long been taken online. XBox Live generated some...interesting...possibilities:

First, it provided variations on Pixie, such as:

  • TastelessPixie
  • Soluable Pixie
  • SpaceyPixie
  • ColossalPixie
  • BossyPixie
  • FolkloricPixie
  • VexedPixie
  • BourgeoisPixie
  • ManlikePixie

Then it just got weird.

  • UntenableSwine
  • UnivocalWhale
  • TalentedLeopard
  • SauciestGrain
  • WaterlessJeans
  • CluelessAnt
  • CelestialDuck
  • ProximateWeevil
  • AimelessEmu
  • WilierPants
  • InformalDwarf
  • SloshyCashew
  • SparkyTeacher (don't ask me how it knew)
  • TwirlyGroundhog
  • PertQuasar
  • NonprofitRug
  • MottledPuma
  • MuffledPython
  • SerratedCrayon
  • UnsavoryBus
  • AthleticMango
  • PigheadedWig
  • FoamingLettuce
  • PrelaunchAmoeba
  • BedsidePoem
  • UvealComa
  • FlusherCookie
  • BounciestFeline
  • ShellyAmpersand
  • SaucyNebula
  • VaguerDeer
  • StingiestRhyme
  • CyanoticLlama
  • RecalledOrphan
  • VigorousGnu
  • MustyBigfoot
  • ArduousCarcass
  • DactylicSquash
  • PerkyCroissant
  • MotivatedGibbon
  • CrispierPorpoise
  • IrateCheese

I don't even know how to pick my favorite. ND thinks that b.org should have a random name generator like this for newbies. I'm inclined to agree.


Laga - Jan 24, 2009 10:47:43 pm PST #1524 of 26132
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh lord. I haven't laughed that long and hard in a long time.


Pix - Jan 24, 2009 11:01:53 pm PST #1525 of 26132
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Seriously! We couldn't stop asking it for more suggestions because they just kept getting funnier!


omnis_audis - Jan 24, 2009 11:31:14 pm PST #1526 of 26132
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

FoamingLettuce!! Tell me you picked Foaming Lettuce!!!!


Frankenbuddha - Jan 25, 2009 4:51:43 am PST #1527 of 26132
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

BounciestFeline

Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink! Say. No. More!

I kinda love ProximateWeevil though.


Laura - Jan 25, 2009 7:49:24 am PST #1528 of 26132
Our wings are not tired.

If b.org had this name generator I would surely change my name.

FoamingLettuce is interesting as are they all, but I'd go with FoamyPixie.