Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Gaming 1: You are likely to be eaten by a grue

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Polter-Cow - Mar 12, 2011 8:55:50 pm PST #10365 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG

Hell, I don't even know if we have an unrevealed Cylon. No skill checks have been sabotaged that I can tell.


billytea - Mar 12, 2011 9:38:35 pm PST #10366 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

The discard is done. Admiral Cain apologises a lot for leaving one of the civvies in harm's way. Even President Baltar pretends to care. The Food is saved!

Naturally, the strains of "Kum-ba-yah" floating across the airwaves cause the Cylons no end of irritation. They open fire at the speaker system:

Die roll = 4. Hit! Admiral Cain, was that singalong rigged up from Galactica or Pegasus?


Laga - Mar 13, 2011 6:22:40 am PDT #10367 of 26134
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

BSG

Pegasus is braced and ready for another hit.


billytea - Mar 13, 2011 10:42:13 am PDT #10368 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

Pegasus forgets its safe word as the Engine Room is damaged! That concludes Cain's turn. I'm sending Baltar's cards out now. President Baltar, when you're ready, please post your move and action.


billytea - Mar 13, 2011 10:43:50 am PDT #10369 of 26134
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

BSG

End-of-turn summary:

Round 3.2 - Cain

Locations and Hands
Anders: Weapons Control; 3 cards
Cain: Communications; 2 cards
Baltar: President's Office; 0 cards
Boomer: Sickbay; 3 cards
Cally: Research Lab; 5 cards

Sectors
Sector 1: Empty
Sector 2: Civilians A
Sector 3: Empty
Sector 4: 1 (DH) Basestars, 3 Raiders
Sector 5: 1 Raider, 2 RSVs, Civilians B
Sector 6: 4 Raiders, Civilians C

Resources
Fuel: 6
Food: 5
Morale: 9
Population: 10
Viper Reserves: 5
Damaged Vipers: 1
Raptors: 3
Boarding Party: 0

Other
Nukes: 2
Jump Track: 2 (Red)
Distance Travelled: 2
Galactica Damage: Main Batteries, Engine Room


Liese S. - Mar 13, 2011 10:48:44 am PDT #10370 of 26134
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

BSG

Okay, Mr. President, sir. If you don't feel you can XO Boomer for turn-related reasons, you could XO me and I could move to the Hangar Deck and launch to be a human shield wreak havoc on the Cylon forces. I think I could launch right into Sector 6 where the party is, right?

That would mean that Boomer would not be sprung by her turn and would not get her full complement of cards, so that's something you'll need to take into consideration.


Polter-Cow - Mar 13, 2011 10:57:50 am PDT #10371 of 26134
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

BSG

I have considered my options, especially the fact that we as a group are down a lot of cards. I could get myself a couple more cards, but I think, for the good of the team, it's more important that Boomer gets all of hers, so I'm going to live on the edge. I'm a wiiiiiiild and crazy President, you guys: I XO-2 Boomer to get back in the skies.

If you betray my trust, Boomer, I will eat your baby.


-t - Mar 13, 2011 11:12:28 am PDT #10372 of 26134
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

BSG

President Baltar, I commend you for your willingness to think outside the box and put your faith in me. A faith that has allowed me to heal surprisingly fast and get off the morphine drip. A faith to move battlestars, truly.

A faith, to be blunt, that has been horribly misplaced.

I play Consolidate Power -2 to draw two Treachery

and for my second action I throw off the shackles of oppressive humanity and flee the Sickbay for FTL Control where I blaze away madly, taking out countless unnamed extras. Fear me, puny humans! Rule my kills count towards Galactica's total, will you? Eat coherent light energy!

If only I knew how this FTL thing worked so I could disable it! But I can do enough damage that you won't be able to jump for a long while, my pretties. Extend some hospitality to your friendly neighborhood Raiders.

Eta: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


Liese S. - Mar 13, 2011 11:24:48 am PDT #10373 of 26134
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

BSG

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! Okay, I probably should have mentioned my suspicions to someone other than the gamemaster, and now that I think about it I sure shouldn't have wasted all those pretty red cards on a failed attempt to keep her healthy.

Curse you, Boomer and your sudden but inevitable betrayal! "This scouting stuff is *hard*" indeed, huh? Ms. attacky with all your attacking. Harumph.


-t - Mar 13, 2011 11:27:32 am PDT #10374 of 26134
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

BSG

It was hard! Trying to pick a crisis that would be bad but not so bad that you would all immediately know I was working against you is really difficult.

Mine remains an evil laugh.