I am going to go completely insane waiting for Agent Kate to come back with a verdict on whether Sam is saleable.

is it NaNo time again?

I need more time to decide! I've tried twice and never finished.

OK, when did they stop giving kids a hard time about being left-handed? Although my character in question is well over 60...he probably fits right in to that demo, right? Laga, cheer up...maybe it's like other things and doesn't get good till the third time. (/Everything I know I Learned From Detective Munch)

I am 52 and in Milwaukee Elementary schools they gave me a hard time. Even tried to get me to sit on my left hand so I would use my right. However, that only lasted until 3rd grade and even then it was only the older teachers who cared.

My dad was a lefty trained to be a righty. He would be about 70 if he were still alive. I, on the other hand, am a lefty too and it was always accepted.

My left-handed sister is Scrappy's age and she was given a hard time. They tied my grandmother's left hand behind her to make her write right handed. It made her stutter, which is pretty common. That left-handed gene must be pretty powerful. Most of my mother's family is left handed. As is true of so many things with my family, as a righty I'm the odd man out.

My family seems to have found good luck when it comes to the lefties or else they're just hella strong-willed. My mother was a lefty and my middle brother. Mike was in Milwaukee elementary schools from 4th through 8th grade (1964-68) and I don't remember anyone giving him grief about it. I'm sure if they did, my mother put fear of the wrath of her strong left hand into them.

My oldest brother is functionally right-handed now because they gave him trouble for writing with his left hand up through 4th grade, I think. That was in the early 60s.

Safe Sex

Hush. Put your tongue back in your mouth, and watch. This is a serious demonstration. There!

Yeah, I cut that carrot in half.

We can still do it. As long as I'm not mad or frightened I have control. Yeah, even then.

We just have some extra rules. You have to be gentle. We can't risk doing it where we might be startled or interrupted. Yeah, those variations could be an exception, but your hands better not wander in moments of passion.

If this doesn't scare you off, one cliché is critical: we must never, ever go to bed angry.

D was born in '77 and learned to write in SoCal. He doesn't remember anyone trying to make him a rightey.