Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


The Great Write Way, Act Three: Where's the gun?

A place for Buffistas to discuss, beta and otherwise deal and dish on their non-fan fiction projects.


askye - Mar 17, 2015 4:57:15 am PDT #6162 of 6687
Thrive to spite them

( continues...) friends just outside the hustle and bustle of the Hyde Park Hub. While we swam around the park and chatted I began to feel more at ease. Perhaps I had become needlessly. Alpaca One seemed to be accepting me as one of his own and soon after a long day of gaming and swimming he invited me back to his house for tea. Very British this Alpaca (or at least trying to be). This is when I discovered he was living in Knightsbridge itself! Renting a lovely townhouse and of course I had to see how he was getting along. And see enjoy tea.

(photo of Alpaca One in his lounge about to serve tea - [link]

I was able to catch the last of the light and get a very artistic shot (if I say so myself) of Alpaca in Repose. The tea was lovely and we chatted about this and that. A few times I was worried Alpaca One had sniffed out my true purpose as I tended to be a bit vague with some of my answers (advice for those going undercover, make sure your back story is easy to remember).

Then the break I was hoping for! Alpaca One told me about a gathering the alpacas and "friends" he said were having in a few days time and would I like to come and meet others? Well of course I would like to go! Realizing my answer was a bit over eager I hurriedly explained I'd been lonely and without other alpacas to hang out with and hoping to for an introduction to the alpaca London social scene. Alpaca One claimed not to know the exact day or time "these things tend to be spontaneous" he claimed but he promised to contact me with full details. Then invited me for another round of Whack a Mole and perhaps a few games of bowling. Again I accepted these offers of friendship trying to cement my character as that of a new alpaca in town looking for friends.

Dear readers, I realize I have not yet discovered what the influx of alpacas means to London but I know I'm getting close. This "spontaneous" gathering is the key, I just know it and once it happens I will have a full report and photographic evidence! Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story.

Note this story is for entertainment purposes only. No alpacas were hurt during the course of this project. Alpacas are our friends.

I was supposed to stay around 300 words but kind of blew that away and I'm working on the second and third parts which will be shorter.

The idea was also to show areas of the sim that don't get used as much. All the pictures I edited with picmonkey (because I don't have photoshop and GIMP confuses me) except the Alpaca on the couch that was taken in Second Life using the in world lighting settings to manipulate the color.


Strix - Mar 17, 2015 6:08:03 am PDT #6163 of 6687
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Good on you for flexing your writing muscles, askye! Sounds fun!


Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2015 10:05:51 am PDT #6164 of 6687
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

This was fun, askye!

Alpacas. Wow. I dind't realize you could look like ANYTHING in Second Life.

I have to stay far away from that game. Else I will never come out again.


Beverly - Mar 17, 2015 10:45:28 am PDT #6165 of 6687
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

IKR? But it was a fun read, askye.


askye - Mar 17, 2015 11:13:18 am PDT #6166 of 6687
Thrive to spite them

yeah you can look like anything! One regular in the London sims is usually a spacecraft of some kind. He's been the Enterprise lately. Another is usually a black cat (four legged kind) or a gecko. He says he gets a lot of attention as a cat.

In the Bingo re enactment picture that's the back of my avatar's head with the mohawk.


Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2015 12:31:23 pm PDT #6167 of 6687
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

grits teeth

I will not sign up for Second Life as a cat. No.


askye - Mar 17, 2015 3:54:32 pm PDT #6168 of 6687
Thrive to spite them

To get a decent cat avatar you haev to spend RL money.

Is that enough to keep you away from Second Life?


Burrell - Mar 17, 2015 4:38:46 pm PDT #6169 of 6687
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Is it bad that I first read that as cadaver?


Zenkitty - Mar 17, 2015 8:05:07 pm PDT #6170 of 6687
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Is that enough to keep you away from Second Life?

Yep. I don't even want to spend money in THIS life.


Beverly - Mar 24, 2015 1:33:08 pm PDT #6171 of 6687
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

On a tulip field safari, surprised by snow geese, account here.