Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - May 29, 2008 7:53:54 am PDT #9551 of 10001

Buffistas have answers to everything--Wolfram even has the "in Hebrew" answer!! Thought I like the "his wife hates when I call him that" one as well. Heh.

The Grandparent thing is unnerving a bit. The last time we had a talk about it, they told me I had to name my daughter Celeste. It's some kind of family name.

...pretty, at least, but a bit premature, eh?

My grandmother couldn't keep up the "how's your social life" ficton. She'd ask the question in just that way, and I'd answer however I wanted, and then she'd say, "you know that's not the social life I'm asking about!"

Hah! Nice try, Grandma!!


msbelle - May 29, 2008 7:55:52 am PDT #9552 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

poo - I bought new red lipstick at lunch and it is way too orange. stupid impulse buy.

Also, my lunch, not filling me up.


Vortex - May 29, 2008 8:00:30 am PDT #9553 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

poo - I bought new red lipstick at lunch and it is way too orange. stupid impulse buy

see if you can take it back, a lot of places are allowing that now.


Allyson - May 29, 2008 8:03:27 am PDT #9554 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Going to Book Expo tomorrow. Should I bring a really HUGE bag for which to stuff in as much free crap as possible? Or is that unclassy? Medium size bag?


msbelle - May 29, 2008 8:03:29 am PDT #9555 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it's just drugstore lipstick, I doubt it:

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third row from bottom, 3rd from left. does the 5th from left look less orangey?


Torque - May 29, 2008 8:06:30 am PDT #9556 of 10001
Bad Wolf

third row from bottom, 3rd from left. does the 5th from left look less orangey?

I think so


Jessica - May 29, 2008 8:06:48 am PDT #9557 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

NYistas, mark your calendars!

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Matt the Bruins fan - May 29, 2008 8:11:07 am PDT #9558 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

...and suddenly I'm flashing on Addams Family Values. It's a good flash.

Frank and I are sharing a brain today. That moment when everyone takes an involuntary step backwards is my favorite bit in the whole movie.

Years ago one of my more colorful uncles loudly asked when my parents were going to have grandchildren. I replied just as loudly "As soon as they adopt someone who wants children!" which seemed to settle the issue once and for all.


Jesse - May 29, 2008 8:12:13 am PDT #9559 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yay Manhattanhenge! I'll have to go to midtown.

Should I bring a really HUGE bag for which to stuff in as much free crap as possible? Or is that unclassy?

I'm pretty sure that's what is Done. Although you might consider how heavy it will get?


shrift - May 29, 2008 8:12:45 am PDT #9560 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am making a list of bitches to choke for all the people hitting "Reply All" to an e-mail that someone accidentally sent to the entire Company.

I am going to hunt them down and kill them all.